The future of training with science?

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  1. FlyingKimurabar Silver Belt

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    You guys think in the near future camps will start stealing their opponents dna and cloning them to use as sparring partners?
     
  2. FC PRIDE Orange Belt

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    Are you serious? Who the fuck had the balls to unleash you into the world.
     
  3. OliverAtom Granite Belt

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    TS i think you're onto something.

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    Yes, because the lab equipment used in doing this is very cost effective on a fighters salary. You can basically get it at Walmart.

    BTW: I am actually a Molecular Biologist and we are so far away from this as a remote possibility that I think we have a greater chance of colonizing Mars first. We can't even solve cancer yet.
     
  5. FoghornLeghorn Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Greg Jackson has been implementing this for years, it's why GSP had the success he had. Learn 2 Google TS, and GTFO with this old s***, there were 4 threads on this just yesterday
     
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    They better wear eye protection when fucking around with science
     
  7. dickcheney Gold Belt

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    Using magic to imbue your training partners with your opponents traits and techniques will probably occur before using science to make full blown clones of your opponents for training... Just need to find the right amulets, I don't think we will have the science down for awhile
     
  8. FlyingKimurabar Silver Belt

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    You know, I've suspected this for a long time.

    hahaha
     
  9. Credo Proper Gold

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    Meth is ahelluva drug.
     
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    If they mess up Jones' finger genes there could be a lab of people missing eyes in 5 minutes flat
     
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    Why not just travel to the past and give him under cooked beef?
     
  13. bjjatx Orange Belt

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    I think this is a great idea...Wand can clone another Wand to show up for testing while the real Wand get's all jacked up on horsemeat and puts on a great show.

    Also...who would have guessed there were molecular biologists posting on Sherdog?
     
  14. TheLuckiest Black Belt

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    This is like a shittyaskscience post from Reddit.
     
  15. FlyingKimurabar Silver Belt

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    lol. I dunno but I could of guessed that they'd probably suck at humor.

    I love that sub.
     
  16. mixcontactsport Land of the Illusion, Home of the Brainwashed

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    I bet they will create human androids first before they can clone people. Imagine that Cyber Pettis VS Robo Aldo
     
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