The Four Season Gaffe

[rj144]

I know it's been discussed, but what is the mechanics of how this happened:



Was it something like this?

Four Seasons Landscaping: "Four seasons landscaping, how can I help you?"
Giuliani team: "Yes, this is blah blah, from Rudy Giuliani's office. We would like to schedule a press conference."
Four Seasons Landscaping: "... (silence)... Are you fuckin with me?"
Giuliani team: "No, we'd like one of your ballrooms or lobbies."
Four Seasons Landscaping: "....(silence)....Umm... we have a parking lot?"
Giuliani team: "Ok, we'll setup tomorrow."
Four Seasons Landscaping: "Uhh... ok? You can't miss us. Take a right after the dildo store."
Giuliani team: "Fantasy Island?"
Four Seasons Landscaping: "Yes."
Giuliani team: "We know it well."

 

[freakroor]

if you want something done right you have to do it yourself

 

[HeffDoesWant]

The country was in safe hands.

 

[tonni]

Across the road is a crematorium. It’s just perfect all around. They can’t even book a hotel.

Rudy looking at the sky sarcastically was the best imo.

 

[HeffDoesWant]

Hands up who had to double check this wasn't an onion article or similar.

 

[Limbo Pete]

ALL THE NETWORKS

 

[Limbo Pete]

 

[tonni]

ALL THE NETWORKS

“All the courts have decided there is no fraud”

OHHH ALL THE COURTS OH MY GOD

 

[tonni]

I’m gonna make a gif once I finish scrubbing my body.

 

[Last Samurai]

I did wonder what ever happened to that big presser


it seemed nobody was covering it

 

[Limbo Pete]

I’m gonna make a gif once I finish scrubbing my body.

"Sssshhhhhh sssshhhhhhh. I can't hear two people at once."

 

[High Altitude]

if you want something done right you have to do it yourself

It’s amazing how often people screw up the easiest of tasks.

 

[Trotsky]

When your lawyer can't even work the Google to book a venue, you might have picked the wrong one.

 

[Simian Raticus]

The version of the story I heard is that Trump announced that it would be at the 4 seasons hotel before they had actually booked it. At which point the hotel contacted them and said no fucking dice. They then scrambled to save face and quickly came up with idea of doing it at an establishment of the same name in the same city.

Which even more ridiculous if true, but also 100% on brand.

 

[Limbo Pete]

The version of the story I heard is that Trump announced that it would be at the 4 seasons hotel before they had actually booked it. At which point the hotel contacted them and said no fucking dice. They then scrambled to save face and quickly came up with idea of doing it at an establishment of the same name in the same city.

Which even more ridiculous if true, but also 100% on brand.

Totally what happened

 

[brackis1]

The version of the story I heard is that Trump announced that it would be at the 4 seasons hotel before they had actually booked it. At which point the hotel contacted them and said no fucking dice. They then scrambled to save face and quickly came up with idea of doing it at an establishment of the same name in the same city.

Which even more ridiculous if true, but also 100% on brand.

It's a total validation of the election results and sheisterness that their decision post-denial by the hotel was "let's pretend this was our plan and find a different business with the same name" and not "let's correct the location with another place that hosts events or pressers".

 

[Hellowhosthat]

That video cuts out the best bit where he does that and then tells the press not to be ridiculous just afterwards.

 

[tonni]

@Limbo Pete

 

[Limbo Pete]

@Limbo Pete

Literal perfection

 

[Armbars]

When your lawyer can't even work the Google to book a venue, you might have picked the wrong one.

I actually think its worse than that.

I think they announced Four seasons then the Hotel told them, like fuck are you having your phony conference here gtfo. So they went to the lawn care centre instead.