The dung beetle is g4g the strongest animal on earth

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  1. PubliusVentidius Brown Belt

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    ''A dung beetle is not only the world's strongest insect but also the strongest animal on the planet compared to body weight. They can pull 1,141 times their own body weight. This is the equivalent of an average person pulling six double-decker buses full of people.''

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    Maybe dung is incredibly anabolic. In b4 a dungatarian diet advocate goes on Joe Rogan's podcast.

     
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  2. dildos Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    when i grow up i wish i am as strong as a dung beetle.
     
  3. MXZT Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Yeah they're super strong. Imagine if we were just as strong. There would be no mystery in who built the pyramids.
     
  4. Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    Oh man! Fucking life bros...
    The g4g strongest critter on god's green earth pushes a giant shit ball around while the female rides on top of it.
     
  5. JoeyJoeJoeJr Black Belt

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    Beetles are the toughest bugs. I watched bug fights and Beetles just wrecked everything, even crabs
     
  6. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    It helps improve your gut biome.

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  7. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Dung beetle needs to move up or shut up.
     
  8. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    Maybe strong, but still play with shit all day.
     
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    I thought Jon Jones was the best gram 4 gram fighter?
     
  10. orangecuse Gold Belt

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    But has it ever stolen a diamond?


     
  11. SammyPops Gold Belt

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    I am not impressed his the dung Beatles performance.
     
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    The love-child of a dung beetle and a mantis shrimp will be the strongest MMA fighter of all!!!
     
  13. Dinotective Banned Banned

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    Sure, strongest animal. And being able to handle 1,141 times its body weight may be impressive for the animal kingdom, but my little buddy here laughs at your poop bug.

    Behold the strongest organism in the world (especially if its the strain I got a few years back).

     
  14. TheTimeIsNotNow Silver Belt

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    Fuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    g4g the second strongest animal on earth:
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  16. MikeMcMann Banned Banned

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    I think ants would rival them in other areas. Beetles may have the push strength but could they hang on like this.

     
  17. Halge Silver Belt

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    Imagine if there were balls of poop a thousand times the size of man. The pyramids would pale in comparison.
     
  18. MikeMcMann Banned Banned

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    Edit double
     
  19. Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    What if a dude walked up and said "I am the strongest man on Earth!". And then he proved it by rolling up a 5 ton ball of shit.


    When people asked him if he could lift a truck or punch through a wall, he just gave them a puzzled look, then rolled another giant ball of shit
     
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    or they can pull this
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