The dung beetle is g4g the strongest animal on earth

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  1. PubliusVentidius

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    ''A dung beetle is not only the world's strongest insect but also the strongest animal on the planet compared to body weight. They can pull 1,141 times their own body weight. This is the equivalent of an average person pulling six double-decker buses full of people.''

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    Maybe dung is incredibly anabolic. In b4 a dungatarian diet advocate goes on Joe Rogan's podcast.

     
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    when i grow up i wish i am as strong as a dung beetle.
     
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    MXZT Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Yeah they're super strong. Imagine if we were just as strong. There would be no mystery in who built the pyramids.
     
  4. Liquid Smoke

    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    Oh man! Fucking life bros...
    The g4g strongest critter on god's green earth pushes a giant shit ball around while the female rides on top of it.
     
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    Beetles are the toughest bugs. I watched bug fights and Beetles just wrecked everything, even crabs
     
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    It helps improve your gut biome.

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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Dung beetle needs to move up or shut up.
     
  8. I Am Legion

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    Maybe strong, but still play with shit all day.
     
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    I thought Jon Jones was the best gram 4 gram fighter?
     
  10. orangecuse

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    But has it ever stolen a diamond?


     
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    I am not impressed his the dung Beatles performance.
     
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    The love-child of a dung beetle and a mantis shrimp will be the strongest MMA fighter of all!!!
     
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    Sure, strongest animal. And being able to handle 1,141 times its body weight may be impressive for the animal kingdom, but my little buddy here laughs at your poop bug.

    Behold the strongest organism in the world (especially if its the strain I got a few years back).

     
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    Fuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    g4g the second strongest animal on earth:
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    I think ants would rival them in other areas. Beetles may have the push strength but could they hang on like this.

     
  17. Halge

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    Imagine if there were balls of poop a thousand times the size of man. The pyramids would pale in comparison.
     
  18. MikeMcMann

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    Edit double
     
  19. Fedorgasm

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    What if a dude walked up and said "I am the strongest man on Earth!". And then he proved it by rolling up a 5 ton ball of shit.


    When people asked him if he could lift a truck or punch through a wall, he just gave them a puzzled look, then rolled another giant ball of shit
     
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    or they can pull this
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