The day i meet Anderson "The Spider" Silva

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  1. pr0ngutters

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    It was monday i was at Ontario Mills Mall on saturday silva knocked out belfort with a kick to the face i was walking by gamestop when i notice Anderson Silva walking my way i stop and just stare as he walks by and i know hes notices me so when he starts to head to the bathroom and yell Silva!!! but nothing then again SilvA!!!!!!!! but nothing then i yell AnDERSON!!!!!!! and he turns around and waives!!! So i get excited enter the bathroom check his stall wanna know how long im gonna wait till i meet the best he was sitting so i though 10 15 min but he came right out i said im a big fan how did you do that to belfort he said "Practice" i got a pick and then he went to the nike store where he meet up with his kid and someone else FUCK u pussy and your Grammer
     
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    Pix or GTFO
     
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    gay fanboy behavior+spell check police+no pics=fun thread)))
    Sorry TS, you really set up alot of traps for yourself with this one!
     
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    love how u edit your shit thinking your smart
     
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    Did he wash his fucking hands, bro ?

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    i was out of the restroom after i checked his stall no clue pretty sure he did
     
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    You win the trophy for longest sentence on sherdog today
     
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    This some deep stream of consciousness shit right here brahs. Virginia Woolf eat your heart out.

    And I like how it just devolved around the last few words.

    11/10
     
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    Not a fan of Andy but I would say "I'm very happy to meet you!".
     
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    Pictures of the cake you gave him or GTFO
     
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    Phones are hard to text anything. have a man's sized hands so you guys could imagine.
    Sometimes it will. Put.periods like. This. See it!do ya?!

    I enjoyed the story. Did you catch a whiff? Or play Russian roulette and try to guess which toilet seat he sat on or did you.masturbate into all of the stalls just to be sure.
     
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    I relate, as I have "man sized hands".


    So I've been told...
     
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    Should have touched him with the jab.
     
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    I see these guys double grasping a Gatorade bottle and it almost looks novelty sized with those lil hands trying to not let the drink fly from them. I see this shit alot!
     
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    what did I just read?
     
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    I talked to him 5 minutes ago and he said he has never seen u... :/
     
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    that is very cool man i am happy for you so did you like him did you think he was cool so afterall let me know thanks your grammar is not that bad i bet it is second language just like me where you from hope to see you again bro take care peace ossss
     
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