The Dana White Diet

Think he could get a little more protein in this diet?

http://www.mensfitness.com/nutrition/206

 

That is so totally fabricated. Everyone knows that Dana dines on the souls of young impressionable fighters looking to make it in the Big Show.

It's been a long established fact in knowledgeable circles that a diet high in soul is conducive to maintaining a highly belligerent ****bolism. Throw in the fiber content found in the contracts from released fighters, and I am sure he’s fairly regular as well.

 

I laughed.

 

haha

 

What is the significance of Dana White's diet? It takes a strict diet to sit around being rich as shit all day?

 

Dana white is such a POS

 

Agreed. Only a POS would be responsible for making MMA huge and increasing fighters pay.

 

This is all that dana eats.

 

That article fucking blew it.

 

Lol, there's nothing wrong with that!

 

So what have you done to make the sport as big as it is today?

 

Considering he gets more TV time than many of the stars of the organization he is promoting, I would say frequent self-fellating probably accounts for a considerable increase in supplemental protein.

 

First we're eating Gracies and now Dana White. This recent influx of cannibalism in the D&S has me worried...

 

who want dana advices on nutrition lol

 

I can't see dana white eating like this... in fact, I'm pretty sure he'd be completely fucking miserable if he ate like this. I'm almost certain that if this were his diet, by noon on tuesday he'd be like "fuck this! I'm rich, assholes! Somebody bring me a fucking lobster and wrap it in bacon, steak, and more bacon! Extra hallondaise!"

 

Fixed.

 

You know what ? Please save this garbage for someone who cares mmkay?

yeah thank my precious lord Dana for coming along and making MMA all that it has become...Bullshit.

Just because you can watch TUF on cable doesnt mean we owe this guy anything. We have paid our fucking dues.

He has prevented more epic fights than he's helped promote in my opinion. POS indeed.