The Dana White Diet

That is so totally fabricated. Everyone knows that Dana dines on the souls of young impressionable fighters looking to make it in the Big Show.

It's been a long established fact in knowledgeable circles that a diet high in soul is conducive to maintaining a highly belligerent ****bolism. Throw in the fiber content found in the contracts from released fighters, and I am sure he’s fairly regular as well.
 
That is so totally fabricated. Everyone knows that Dana dines on the souls of young impressionable fighters looking to make it in the Big Show.

It's been a long established fact in knowledgeable circles that a diet high in soul is conducive to maintaining a highly belligerent ****bolism. Throw in the fiber content found in the contracts from released fighters, and I am sure he
 
What is the significance of Dana White's diet? It takes a strict diet to sit around being rich as shit all day?
 
That is so totally fabricated. Everyone knows that Dana dines on the souls of young impressionable fighters looking to make it in the Big Show.

It's been a long established fact in knowledgeable circles that a diet high in soul is conducive to maintaining a highly belligerent ****bolism. Throw in the fiber content found in the contracts from released fighters, and I am sure he
 
This is all that dana eats.


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That is so totally fabricated. Everyone knows that Dana dines on the souls of young impressionable fighters looking to make it in the Big Show.

It's been a long established fact in knowledgeable circles that a diet high in soul is conducive to maintaining a highly belligerent ****bolism. Throw in the fiber content found in the contracts from released fighters, and I am sure he
 
Considering he gets more TV time than many of the stars of the organization he is promoting, I would say frequent self-fellating probably accounts for a considerable increase in supplemental protein.
 
First we're eating Gracies and now Dana White. This recent influx of cannibalism in the D&S has me worried...

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who want dana advices on nutrition lol
 
I can't see dana white eating like this... in fact, I'm pretty sure he'd be completely fucking miserable if he ate like this. I'm almost certain that if this were his diet, by noon on tuesday he'd be like "fuck this! I'm rich, assholes! Somebody bring me a fucking lobster and wrap it in bacon, steak, and more bacon! Extra hallondaise!"
 
I can't see dana white eating like this... in fact, I'm pretty sure he'd be completely fucking miserable if he ate like this. I'm almost certain that if this were his diet, by noon on tuesday he'd be like "fuck this! I'm fuckin' rich, assholes! Somebody bring me a fucking lobster and wrap it in bacon, steak, and more bacon! Extra hallondaise!"

Fixed.
 
Agreed. Only a POS would be responsible for making MMA huge and increasing fighters pay.

You know what ? Please save this garbage for someone who cares mmkay?

yeah thank my precious lord Dana for coming along and making MMA all that it has become...Bullshit.

Just because you can watch TUF on cable doesnt mean we owe this guy anything. We have paid our fucking dues.

He has prevented more epic fights than he's helped promote in my opinion. POS indeed.
 
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