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The D.W.I.G.H.T. method

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  1. revoltub Gold Card

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    The ultimate method for picking up hot chicks. The only method that works for ugly guys not that I would know.
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    Inspired by D.E.N.N.I.S.
    Develop hatred
    - get her to hate you right away. More rage the better. But be rude, not mean.

    Waft in indifference
    - stay calm, don't react to her. Don't absorb her energy. Let her get it out of her system.

    - instigate laughter
    This is the part where you blindside her with a joke or humour comment in which she laughs, throwing her off and replacing her hate with happiness. Dark humor is preferred
    - Game
    This is the window in which you actually start laying the mack down. Don't be a weirdo and you are pretty much in the clear.
    - Have sex
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    - Terminate contact.
    If youve done everything right she might get clingy and fall in love so gtfo.

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    You're welcome
     
  2. Provocateur Red Belt

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    Yes, I'm sure that works great.
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  4. Don’t be a fat weirdo.
     
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  5. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

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    In your case its the Dwigt method
    because there is no way you get to have sex
     
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    something tells me ts is more of a rohypnol type guy
     
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    I like to keep it more simple.

    M. ove-in
    A. fter
    C. ompletion
     
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  8. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Dwight banged Pams hot ass friend at the wedding
    Im a give this a shot
     
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    Weight lifting/nutrition>>>>>D.W.I.G.H.T method
     
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  10. TsuFred Banned Banned

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    And he had a few college dimes head over heels at the bar. He curved em hard though.
     
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  11. Rebelfett The Last Likebender Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  12. Rebelfett The Last Likebender Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Dwight banged throughout the whole series.
     
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  14. revoltub Gold Card

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    It worked on your mom.

    I know because I taught it to your dad
     
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  15. rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    Seems like a good show. I should watch. My son is always watching. I have caught a few scenes. Laughed a few times.
     
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  16. SKYNET Infrared Belt Platinum Member

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    In all honesty it's not bad advice
     
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