The complicated case of being a sherdogger

[Hatuwkoi]

We are the people who can bench 350, are shredded, master of every martial arts and the ultimate version alphaness and the highest specy of human kind that has ever lived, who fucks on the first date.

Also we are the people who spend Valentine's Day with our wives and their boyfriends, who live in mom's basement and spend time talking shit about fighters while eating cheetos and smelling like grandma's panties.

What are we?
What is the true meaning of being a Sherdogger?
What is Sherdog?

 

[JabToucher]

Pissing excellence and crapping glory?

 

[Fedorgasm]

I think I have a milder case of sherdoggism.

I'm just the guy that stays up way too late on sherdog and then when I have to get up early in the morning I curse my lack of discipline and you guys for being too interesting...

 

[SammyPops]

TS missed 9.5 so thread fail.

 

[MMA since 1993]

Y'all are benching 350 now? I'm still on teh 275

 

[BFoe]

Girlfriend: “Is fighting all you guys talk about?”
Me: “Naw, we talk about all kinds of shit.”
Gf: “What kind of people are there?”
Me: “All sorts of people.”
Gf: “Who are you interacting with right now?”
Me: “Um... a couple of cats and a paper clip, I think?”

That’s basically Sherdog.

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Sherdog is everything
Everything is Sherdog

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Girlfriend: “Is fighting all you guys talk about?”
Me: “Naw, we talk about all kinds of shit.”
Gf: “What kind of people are there?”
Me: “All sorts of people.”
Gf: “Who are you interacting with right now?”
Me: “Um... a couple of cats and a paper clip, I think?”

That’s basically Sherdog.

I was at a concert about 6 months ago when this went down.

Me: Why do you think that hot chick is with that soyboy?
Gf: What's a soyboy?
Me: It's a...
Gf: Stay off those FUCKING FORUMS!

 

[Fox by the Sea]

old sherdog was better
wait no

 

[Estemachine]

#1 rule of Sherdog, you don't talk about the dog outside these doors, unless of course you want woman fighting over you..

 

[Paynebringer]

We are the people who can bench 350, are shredded, master of every martial arts and the ultimate version alphaness and the highest specy of human kind that has ever lived, who fucks on the first date.

Also we are the people who spend Valentine's Day with our wives and their boyfriends, who live in mom's basement and spend time talking shit about fighters while eating cheetos and smelling like grandma's panties.

What are we?
What is the true meaning of being a Sherdogger?
What is Sherdog?

All different people from all walks of life and backgrounds from basement dwellers to penthouse rollers with common and different beliefs from politics to religion to fighters who we cheer or boo brought together because of our love, like, or casual viewing of mma. A Sherdogger is who's ever reading this...


-paynebringer

 

[ShadBo]

Often when my wife and I are chilling together, I'm reading teh Dog and she's doing whatever the fuck she does, I'll burst out in random laughter. Every time she asks me "What's funny?" and the answer is always the same.

"Stupid shit on Sherdog."

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

We are the people who can bench 350, are shredded, master of every martial arts and the ultimate version alphaness and the highest specy of human kind that has ever lived, who fucks on the first date.

Also we are the people who spend Valentine's Day with our wives and their boyfriends, who live in mom's basement and spend time talking shit about fighters while eating cheetos and smelling like grandma's panties.

What are we?
What is the true meaning of being a Sherdogger?
What is Sherdog?

Sherdoggers are an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed into a burrito smothered in queso served with a side of pizza rolls.