The bank sucks now

I use a credit union, my home loan, my CC, my checking and savings. I know my bankers, I have their phone numbers, its really fucking easy.
 
I use a credit union, my home loan, my CC, my checking and savings. I know my bankers, I have their phone numbers, its really fucking easy.
99.999% of the time everything can be handled with one of my cards. It's only when they want a money order or some shit that I have to come here.
Probably been sitting here waiting like fifteen minutes now.
 
I have Chase and Bank of the West. Bank of the West, now BMO is the absolute worst. The tellers always need a managers help. Always. Even a simple deposit they go "Oh, No Jerry can you give me a hand?" Seriously wtf are you even here for? Only reason i use then is they gave me the best mortgage rate.

They also tried to say my tax return check was fake.
 
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Banks have always sucked.

It probably compounds on it that most banks are trying to close their branches down, as they are massively unprofitable and porting online.

Problem is most old people cant understand the online stuff, and here we are.
 
Honestly it depends on the Bank and specific branch but it's usually just degrees of bad.
 
I love going to my bank. I have to deal with cash and have to go in for certain receipts. All the tellers are super hot and they have to be nice to me
Its wonderful.
 
I go about once a month. Tellers at my bank are competent so I'm lucky there, but I'm in a small town. Sure they'll be replaced by some kind of self-service technology eventually. But most of the younger pretty tellers wear those goofy looking eyelashes and bird claw fake nails.
 
I've only been once in about 10 years

My job cut me some form of overtime check? I don't even remember the specifics but yea they couldn't help me, said I needed my jobs HR signature?

I just did a mobile deposit and was good, those stupid fucks
 
couldnt tell you the last time I actually went into a bank.

Everything is online now a days.
 
in the rare instance I have to go the person behind the counter just has to tell me about the new tax free savings account, rrsp contributions or what mutual funds I should be looking at .
Look dickweed if you actually knew anything you wouldn’t be a cashier at the bank
 
My local bank back home is staffed almost completely by young men with eastern european names but no accents. In an area where I've never met anyone with eastern european names. Nothing against you slavic sherbros, by the way.
 
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