The anarchy has reached my home

[Wizzlebiz]

My lovely wife is online ordering a bidet......

I told her she can feel free to order it but once its here and connected she's not allowed to use the TP.

I don't want water shooting my butthole

 

[IloveTHIS]

I prefer to use dude wipes

its like a compromise between a bidet, and normal TP. get the cleanness and feelsgoodman provided by the wetness, with out actually having to blast your bhole with a stream of water

 

[syct23]

Pics of the wife..!!

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Bidet is the cleanest way to clean your ass.

Toilet paper is for peasants.

 

[Oeshon]

if bidets become the norm, then corona would have done at least 1 positive thing for the world.

smearing shit all over your ass with paper is barbaric.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I prefer to use dude wipes

its like a compromise between a bidet, and normal TP. get the cleanness and feelsgoodman provided by the wetness, with out actually having to blast your bhole with a stream of water

Use em, but they smell weird.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

if bidets become the norm, then corona would have done at least 1 positive thing for the world.

smearing shit all over your ass with paper is barbaric.

I like pooping water

 

[Wizzlebiz]

I prefer to use dude wipes

its like a compromise between a bidet, and normal TP. get the cleanness and feelsgoodman provided by the wetness, with out actually having to blast your bhole with a stream of water

All sani wipes regardless if marketed to a man or not are damn near impossible to come by in the bay area.

 

[Ares Black]

My lovely wife is online ordering a bidet......

I told her she can feel free to order it but once its here and connected she's not allowed to use the TP.

I don't want water shooting my butthole

You are going to learn to love it.

 

[plataoplombo]

Pics of butthole.

 

[IloveTHIS]

All sani wipes regardless if marketed to a man or not are damn near impossible to come by in the bay area.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Pics of butthole.

I told her to get the spy cam one. So you might just get that.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Pics of butthole.

Best I've got

 

[Zer]

I told her to get the spy cam one. So you might just get that.

Man that's disgusting. Could we please just get some regular pornographic photos of your wife?

 

[kahiljabroni]

Baby wipe crew checking in

 

[DaleBoca]

You don’t use the ass blaster on your shower? You feel so fresh and so clean clean...

 

[Deleted member 263856]

Baby wipe crew checking in

Exactly! Why the fuck would you spend all that money on dude wipes. Just get flushable baby wipes. Fraction of the cost!

 

[Wizzlebiz]

You don’t use the ass blaster on your shower? You feel so fresh and so clean clean...

No.... I use my showerhead, soap and my hand. A finger if I'm feeling frisky.

 

[Curmudgeon]

if bidets become the norm, then corona would have done at least 1 positive thing for the world.

smearing shit all over your ass with paper is barbaric.

I'm on team bidet, and I've asked this of others before giving your reason, but seriously, how the fuck are you wiping that you're smearing shit all over your ass???

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Exactly! Why the fuck would you spend all that money on dude wipes. Just get flushable baby wipes. Fraction of the cost!

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