Ahh, 2014. Another year passed. But, how to process all this MMA greatness? Forget the elitist Oscars, forget the gay Tonys. Fuck their sister the Emmys, and even their old grandma Grammys. The time is NOW. And here, NOW, is the official, premiere, highest-regarded, most respected MMA Awards show in all the game: The 42nd Annual Petey Awards for Excellence in MMA That's right! All your favorite stars, all the greatest moments, all the awards that matter for 2014. Enjoy! * * * * * WARNING: The following presentation, is Long. No, I mean it's really Long. Longer than Luke Rockhold's... ... ... reach. (What? He's range-y.) Anyway, dive in at your own risk, & hopefully, reward. Cheers! * * * * * Ladies, And Gentlemen! We are pleased to ... oh, what's that? this is the internet? ... ah. right. let me start again. *ahem* Gentlemen! We are pleased to have all of you here. Now please be seated, please be seated. So that the show may begin. Please be seated. Sit the fuck down. Wonderful! Now, let us begin. Without further ado, I present to you, this past year's winners!