The 30 days of Chael

[markg171]

chael sonnen
@sonnench
30 - the days left until the fall of your champion and the rise of the DARKSIDE #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
29 - the year AD in which King Dionysius died and was succeed by Spartacus. 29 days and I too take what is rightfully mine #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
28 - The IQ of anyone who questions that I'm the baddest man walking around this or any other planet. My coronation awaits. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
27 - the number of unfortunate souls collected on my path to immortality #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
26 - the day in 1560 in which Nostradamus predicted Chael P Sonnen would be the greatest to have ever done it. He was right #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
25 - the minutes Jon Jones will spend on his back having a make out session with my fists #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
24 - the show based around what happens when you mess with Chael Sonnen. Take notes Jonny #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
23 - the number of veins that will throb through Joe Rogan's neck when he calls this fight #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
22 - What you'll need to take me down. Scratch that, you'd need two. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
21 - the age you were legal to drink, the morning after felt similar to what's its like being in the cage with me #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
20 - Years ago Royce Gracie made the UFC real. Chael Sonnen made it cool. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
19 - The age I started my MMA career. 16 years later still not a blemish on my face... Or my record #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
18 - The age I became an adult, but I became a man at 14... Twice #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
17 - pieces the body of Osiris was torn into by his brother Set. All mythical figures fall. History awaits my arrival. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
16 - Lincoln, our sixteenth president. He had a belief that the mind is controlled by a higher power. You're looking at it. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
15 - the number of letters in the word hydropneumatics as well as Chael beats Jones. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
14 - the number of Stations of the Cross. I hope you're praying to every one of them. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
13: The number of Apostles (including yours truly) #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
12 - zodiac signs. All which read, hold tight to your greatest possession, soon it'll be taken at the hands of a Bad Guy. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
11 - 21 Dec 2012 = 21/12/2012 = 2+1+1+2+2+0+1+2 = 11. The code has been deciphered. The end is near. 11 days... #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
10 - days until the headlines across the nation read, Chael P. Sonnen... Spelled C-H-A... M-P. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
9 - the age I stopped believing in the Easter bunny and soon calling you champion will become as real as him. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
8 - the number where your winning streaks ends and your losing streak begins. #UFC159#4/27/13

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@sonnench
7 - on the seventh day he didnt rest, he made Chael P Sonnen. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
6 - 6 to 1 odds Vegas gives me to beat Jon Jones. Screw what the dummies say, smart money is on Chael Sonnen. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
5 - the average star rating on Yelp for Mean Street Pizza. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
4.2 - fastest 40 time in NFL combine. I'd be impressed, but I play real sports, not trying to be best at exercising. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
4 - the number of moves it takes me to solve a rubics cube. Think I can't solve Jon Jones? #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
3 - New Jersey, the 3rd state in the United States and the home of my coronation. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
2 - your official ranking as long as I'm around. #UFC159#4/27/13

chael sonnen
@sonnench
1 - the number of times Chris Brown needs to look at me funny before I slap him silly. You and me tomorrow Jon. #UFC159 #4/27/13

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Jon Jones is great but Chael Sonnen is greater.

History will be written tonight (which is what Chael actually did on the 29th day, inaccurate information there LOL)

 

[HateCake]

He stole number 4.2 from Danny McBride from Eastbound And Down.

 

[RedDevilFedor]

Awesome. I hope Chael pulls it off. He would be the man.
But its bot going to happen.

 

[beefcake180]

He stole number 4.2 from Danny McBride from Eastbound And Down.

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed Chael's a Kenny Powers fan.

Good stuff TS.

 

[surf fu]

Great stuff.

True champion.

 

[PaulDaleyFan]

hahahaha good stuff

 

[Drake]

25 & 23

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

Nice, Chael is a Kenny Powers fan.

Kenny Powers likes his women like he likes his fastballs, high and tight.

 

[markg171]

Great stuff.

True champion.

Rich and compelling

 

[Stwonnie]

False advertising of mean street imo.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/mean-street-pizza-west-linn

 

[rossyrossmma]

He may go down, but he'll go down like a gangster. #TeamSonnen

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

Glad to see the true champ has a sense of his place in history.

War Chael P. Sonnen!

 

[Basindo]

25, 23, and 20 are the best lmao...good luck Chael

 

[Matthew C Scaro]

La flama Blanca

 

[Bubblun]

i need to go to eat at Mean Street Pizza before i die.

 

[SiMntjMMA]

Amazing.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Geez, that menu seems to be pretty damn expensive for pizza, Chael!

 

[clayj]

i need to go to eat at Mean Street Pizza before i die.

 

[markg171]

Sounds like a hell of a combo