The “Out of context” thread - only Sherdog quotes

[Otto!]

Rules are simple. Go into a thread and choose a post, and quote it here without any explanation or context. Make sure it’s appropriate for the Mayberry lounge.

Curious to see where this goes and if some successive quotes can create their own storylines.

 

[Otto!]

I was plugged up for awhile and someone told me raw beets, kale, and almond milk blended together. I tried it and let me tell you. That shit works

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

You strike me as the kind of guy who will go into the pet store and get sold a fat guinea pig thinking it's a Pomeranian.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Maybe due to it not being available in your country?

 

[equus]

Curious to see where this goes and if some successive quotes can create their own storylines.

 

[Goon Dog]

I would leave the bar and share the whole ordeal on Facebook while eating fig newtons.

 

[Fedorgasm]

So girls just try underwear out, take some pics and then put the underwear back if they dont like it?
Eeeeewwwwwwww

 

[boingyman]

It is what it is...

 

[TheLinguist]

Curious to see where this goes

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

Suck his dick to establish dominance

 

[Fedorgasm]

conjoined testicles

Also, this thread is not nearly as entertaining as I thought it would be when I first read the op.

 

[HaulParris]

a real legit source for the goings on around Love Island, almost as bad as the express for football.

 

[TheGZA]

People are forgetting that fire is actually one of Gods cleansing agents to be used at his discretion. Fire fighters are only fighting God's will and deserve no accolades for it. It is no more righteous to fight a fire than light one, they are both sins and both deserve to be punished.

 

[Fatt Hughes]

everyone knows Republicans are obsessed with cuck fantasies and that's why they keep projecting it unto liberals.

 

[Otto!]

Any time there's a sex scene they hardly ever show penetration or orgasms. Kids these days are going to be awkwardly groping and grinding on each other and wonder why a baby never follows

 

[mb23100]

It's an honor to be the first one quoted in what is sure to be an epic thread

 

[punky brewster]

i Just want Karyn to sit on my face while I play with her fluffy hair on her head

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

LOL, you don't remember your class from middle school?

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I want to have sex with Loretta Hunt real bad

 

[syct23]

What the fuck Canada