Thanksgiving is racist

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  1. TapSnapBreak Fossil Griffin Belt

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    According to one of my extended family members that is.

    Me and my girlfriend were talking about Thanksgiving plans and she let me know that a couple people weren't going to celebrate Thanksgiving with the family because...well, you get it.

    I shrugged it off at first, but the more I thought about it the goofier it became. It's one of those things that they tell their other woke friends to feel good while texting them on their iphone, & drinkimg coffee from their starbucks cup LOL

    Anyone else have woke family members ducking out of Thanksgiving this year?
     
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  2. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Well thanks for nothing.
     
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  3. jeff corwin3000 Purple Belt

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    I also like to drinkimg from Starbucks cup.
     
  4. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    Just change it to Indigenous people day and move on.

    I honestly think if Biden wins everyone's gonna drop the fake "woke" act.
     
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  5. Get To Da Choppa Purple Belt

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    The most egregious part about Thanksgiving is the turkey. Turkey is dry and bland. Those natives should've given the pilgrims black forest hams or beef instead
     
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  6. Merlotte's Silver Belt

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    I worked for a Native Corporation and they call it Wellness Day. Everyone gets drunk the night before. So it’s like every other night!
     
  7. The Hash Slinging Slasher Purple Belt

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    Have you never deep fried a turkey? It’s a game changer. Never could eat a baked turkey again.
     
  8. blaseblah Steel Belt

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    The holiday isn't racist, but what they told me about it in school certainly was. When I was a kid they taught me about pilgrims and native Americans coming together in a kumbaya moment and giving thanks together. That was complete bullshit.
     
  9. sissypunch Hot for Hillary.

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    Invite them to Adolf Hitler day instead.
     
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  10. Newtieg Brown Belt

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    I will ignore the wokeness and talk about what's important... the food.

    - Sausage cheese stuffing, unusual perhaps, but amazing.
    - Cranberry relish
    - Sweet potatoe, anyone got recipes to share?
    - I have a mini oven, so will need to figure out some magic with the turkey
    - Roasted brussel sprouts
    - Throw in a pie
     
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  11. Kforcer Dragon Slayer

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    I will respect them if those very people show up at your house to mooch off food without a sense of irony.
     
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  12. mmafan2000 Orange Belt Platinum Member

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    lol, no. Never heard of this before and it's totally ridiculous. Don't give it a second thought.
     
  13. lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    I only celebrate racist holiday's
     
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  14. sissypunch Hot for Hillary.

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    Hitler day ain't racist, it's all about celebrating his beautiful paintings.
     
  15. Red Beard Black Belt

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    We put white meat and dark meat on the same plate to show our solidarity. If you ask me, Thanksgiving is the most woke holiday around.
     
  16. Fluffernutter Silver Belt

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    Tribes were at war.

    Pilgrims took a side along with the tribe in their area.

    Tribe that pilgrims teamed with had a harvest feast together.

    What's racist about that?
     
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  17. Sharkhunter Purple Belt

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    Isnt every "white" holiday racist these days?
     
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  18. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Well... I guess they wouldn't mind working that day since the day off conflicts with their beliefs and values on it
     
  19. Horus88 88 Banned

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    Stop drinking, dude.
     
  20. kimocomplex Silver Belt

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    super edgy brah
     

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