Thanksgiving is racist

[Simple Southerner]

According to one of my extended family members that is.

Me and my girlfriend were talking about Thanksgiving plans and she let me know that a couple people weren't going to celebrate Thanksgiving with the family because...well, you get it.

I shrugged it off at first, but the more I thought about it the goofier it became. It's one of those things that they tell their other woke friends to feel good while texting them on their iphone, & drinking coffee from their starbucks cup LOL

Anyone else have woke family members ducking out of Thanksgiving this year?

 

[minute bull]

Well thanks for nothing.

 

[jeff corwin3000]

I also like to drinkimg from Starbucks cup.

 

[Alphaboy]

Just change it to Indigenous people day and move on.

I honestly think if Biden wins everyone's gonna drop the fake "woke" act.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

The most egregious part about Thanksgiving is the turkey. Turkey is dry and bland. Those natives should've given the pilgrims black forest hams or beef instead

 

[Merlotte's]

I worked for a Native Corporation and they call it Wellness Day. Everyone gets drunk the night before. So it’s like every other night!

 

[The Hash Slinging Slasher]

The most egregious part about Thanksgiving is the turkey. Turkey is dry and bland. Those natives should've given the pilgrims black forest hams or beef instead

Have you never deep fried a turkey? It’s a game changer. Never could eat a baked turkey again.

 

[blaseblah]

The holiday isn't racist, but what they told me about it in school certainly was. When I was a kid they taught me about pilgrims and native Americans coming together in a kumbaya moment and giving thanks together. That was complete bullshit.

 

[sissypunch]

Invite them to Adolf Hitler day instead.

 

[TheTickG]

I will ignore the wokeness and talk about what's important... the food.

- Sausage cheese stuffing, unusual perhaps, but amazing.
- Cranberry relish
- Sweet potatoe, anyone got recipes to share?
- I have a mini oven, so will need to figure out some magic with the turkey
- Roasted brussel sprouts
- Throw in a pie

 

[Kforcer]

According to one of my extended family members that is.

Me and my girlfriend were talking about Thanksgiving plans and she let me know that a couple people weren't going to celebrate Thanksgiving with the family because...well, you get it.

I shrugged it off at first, but the more I thought about it the goofier it became. It's one of those things that they tell their other woke friends to feel good while texting them on their iphone, & drinkimg coffee from their starbucks cup LOL

Anyone else have woke family members ducking out of Thanksgiving this year?

I will respect them if those very people show up at your house to mooch off food without a sense of irony.

 

[mmafan2000]

According to one of my extended family members that is.

Me and my girlfriend were talking about Thanksgiving plans and she let me know that a couple people weren't going to celebrate Thanksgiving with the family because...well, you get it.

I shrugged it off at first, but the more I thought about it the goofier it became. It's one of those things that they tell their other woke friends to feel good while texting them on their iphone, & drinkimg coffee from their starbucks cup LOL

Anyone else have woke family members ducking out of Thanksgiving this year?

lol, no. Never heard of this before and it's totally ridiculous. Don't give it a second thought.

 

[lsa]

Invite them to Adolf Hitler day instead.

+Juan

I only celebrate racist holiday's

 

[sissypunch]

+Juan

I only celebrate racist holiday's

Hitler day ain't racist, it's all about celebrating his beautiful paintings.

 

[THE Red Beard]

We put white meat and dark meat on the same plate to show our solidarity. If you ask me, Thanksgiving is the most woke holiday around.

 

[Fluffernutter]

The holiday isn't racist, but what they told me about it in school certainly was. When I was a kid they taught me about pilgrims and native Americans coming together in a kumbaya moment and giving thanks together. That was complete bullshit.

Tribes were at war.

Pilgrims took a side along with the tribe in their area.

Tribe that pilgrims teamed with had a harvest feast together.

What's racist about that?

 

[Sharkhunter]

Isnt every "white" holiday racist these days?

 

[j123]

Well... I guess they wouldn't mind working that day since the day off conflicts with their beliefs and values on it

 

[Horus88]

Stop drinking, dude.

 

[kimocomplex]

super edgy brah