Thanks for the top story Sherdog

[itsjustme***]

Jesus this is just painful to envision in my head. Hope he feels better.

 

[Bronko]

*wonders if it was a heifer that caused the injury*

Nah, probably a bony one, getting excited in transition to reverse cowgirl...

 

[Cake4Breakfast]

oh my god, that poor man. in malaysia when it happened too.

 

[MiroHa]

Ouch...

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Dong bar!

 

[VictorVITOR]

"I ended up fracturing my penis bone" -Elbe

lol wut

 

[TheShadow]

Gives a new terrible outlook on "just bleed"

:icon_lol:

 

[Bronko]

"I ended up fracturing my penis bone" -Elbe

lol wut

Let's keep in mind ladies and gents the joystick is not a sit and spin!

 

[JinKazama]

yikes

 

[JdS]

“I ended up fracturing my penis bone"

Errrr... humans don't have Baculums.

 

[kung fu k9]

just let him bang bro

 

[Mau]

Lay n' Flay?

limp n' flacid

cream n' scream?

Fap or snap?

good stuff lol

 

[Bronko]

Just read Magic Rays post. The story even includes a Mr. Thong (not what you think) ;-)

 

[Fruits]

I imagine that after this "submission," Goldy screamed "He's got the submission! IT'S OVER!!! IT IS ALLLLLLL OOOVVVVEEERRRRR!!!" in his robotic voice.

Also, what kind of submission would this be=??? Front naked choke? Dick Crank? Penis Lock?

 

[The Taxman]

There's videos on the web of a guy who gets off by breaking his boner.

I've seen a lot of stuff on the webz but that's one video ill never watch again

 

[swirldog]

I saw that "news story" too. It made me realize Sherdog.com is at least as scary as the Sherdog.net forums.

 

[Kaioken x 10]

another fighter that has "pulled out" due to injury

funniest post of the thread

 

[The Real Pedro]

Happened to my friend once

Sure, your "friend". I buy it.

 

[Rizzo]

Well OP, you have to admit that this IS "breaking" news :icon_chee

 

[Tibbles]