Text messages from strangers.

Not a text message, but one time I was peeing and some guy in the urinal next to me got a phone call. He picked up the phone and said hello. Some guy taking a poo in one of the stalls said "Hello?" in a meek and mild voice. lol

Damn that was good.
 
Never happened to me but i'd be paranoid if it did, i'd be thinking that it is someone i know trolling
 
I don't get texts from random people BUT I been getting phone calls from this debt collection agency saying I owe a ton of money. Keep calling me from different numbers every few days. I have to block each number. Shit is becoming annoying
 
I texted a stranger "play date?" Thinking it was my buddy with a little girl who's the same age as mine. Whoops
 
Not a text message, but one time I was peeing and some guy in the urinal next to me got a phone call. He picked up the phone and said hello. Some guy taking a poo in one of the stalls said "Hello?" in a meek and mild voice. lol

Classic
 
I once hooked up with a woman who dialed my cell by mistake. Turned out be a on/off two year mistake, it was nice I love it when good sh!t just happens...:icon_lol:
 
My cousins husband got a dick pic from some hung black dude early in the morning. When he told the texter that it was the wrong number, the black guy said, "Sorry dude, no homo". My cousins husband responded " It's okay, nothing wakes you up in the morning like a big black dick".

My Bad man...
 
who remembers those old school Nextel cells with walky feature?? oh shit those were the BEST

my group used to be acquainted with this group of female potheads back in the day & we used to radio-annoy the shit out of each other.


also, there used to be these ghetto Viramax radio commercials (Viagra wannabes) & I used to always radio it to one of my best friends whenever it was on. one time he was getting chewed out by his dad for something where I radio'd that shit to him & supposedly it lightened the mood after. good times.
 
I just checked my old messages and 2 from the same person:

"This $120 has been sitting in my wallet far too long if you or Kim are home let me know so I can drop it off today"


"Heard Kevin hit a homerun. congrats"

I almost want to troll, but the first message is from the end of 2013 and the other is from half a year ago. Maybe something like "Just found out Kevin has herpes"?
 
My brother received this series of wrong number texts last year and I uploaded them for posterity. Glorious

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ahahah

literally lolling hard.
 
I pretty much stopped getting spam text msgs after I went into the cell phone website and turned off text msgs from emails. Apparently those mofos would send them via mass email.
 
I keep getting text messages from a storage company saying "Felipe your bill is x months past due - please call xxx-xxx-xxxx".

I tried to text the number back but it doesn't accept text messages. Too lazy to call and tell them Felipe left the wrong number.
 
I would get a random text message from two different people. This went on for a week or so. I texted the dude back saying I do not know him and the text messaging stopped.

I did the same to the other texter, saying I really don't know the person. The bitch flips out and went off on me text messaging, then she calls (I don't answer) and goes off on me in a voicemail. Apparently I was 'talking shit' when I texted her out of courtesy, saying it's the wrong number.
 
Received one about a month ago that said "I don't know who you are but we never met at a bar and never exchanged phone numbers. Don't text me again. You've caused enough problems between me and my boyfriend already".

So this women hooked up with someone at a bar, he text her, the bf read it went mad and she pled ignorance. She wanted to keep her options open so text the wrong number deliberately saying 'don't text me again'. Feel bad for he bf.

I had a random text last year (can't remember the exact wording) from some women who was obviously on holiday asking about a family member/freind who was sick. I text back saying you have the wrong number then added 'hope such and such gets better and you enjoy the rest of your holiday'. The bitch then text back saying 'why would you hope a stranger enjoys their holiday?' But it was worded in a accusatory manner.
 
So this women hooked up with someone at a bar, he text her, the bf read it went mad and she pled ignorance. She wanted to keep her options open so text the wrong number deliberately saying 'don't text me again'. Feel bad for he bf.

I had a random text last year (can't remember the exact wording) from some women who was obviously on holiday asking about a family member/freind who was sick. I text back saying you have the wrong number then added 'hope such and such gets better and you enjoy the rest of your holiday'. The bitch then text back saying 'why would you hope a stranger enjoys their holiday?' But it was worded in a accusatory manner.

Some people are just douchebags.
 
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