Now that texting has almost replaced phone calls I guess it is no surprise that sometimes people text the wrong people. Yesterday I received the following text: "Hey it's Wayne from the mall EXACTLY one month ago! FYI: I like being the big spoon. But I've been known to do little spoon, hehe. I'm also a fantastic fork. Ugh, I'm out of forks right now. It's so annoying because I don't own a dishwasher. Technically I do but it's such a piece of shit. It doesn't work. What were we talking about?" Now I'm pretty sure that I wasn't giving out my number to dudes at the mall a month ago, nor was I discussing cutlery with anyone. So I am assuming that when this dude hit on some chick she told him that the holidays were busy so he could text her next month. Then she gave him the wrong number anyways. So he probably spent the next month writing that gem. Before anyone suggests it, I am not planning on trolling this dude. If he writes again, I'll just let him know he got brushed off. So has anyone else had any amusing or confusing wrong texts? Feel free to post any amusing ones you have seen on the net as well.