Teruto Ishihara says he doesn't like MMA, but he does it anyway to impress women

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  1. bad seed

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    sports.yahoo.com/news/ufcs-teruto-ishihara-says-he-doesnt-like-mma-but-he-does-it-anyway-to-impress-women-230237116.html


    This is a good gimmick he's got going on. A sex crazed poonhound who only fights for the chicks.
     
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    I'm on team "I love you my bitches!"

    WAR Ishihara!
     
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    probably a lot of easier ways to get the girls
    than doing something you
    are not even passionate about
     
    Sparkie, Aug 4, 2016
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    Uh, the easiest way to get girls is do something you're not passionate about
     
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    He's like the Asian Fred Durst.
     
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    lol
     
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    I hope he's joking.

    That's kinda weak, if true.
     
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    in my experience, the professions that get the most girls -10's on a nightly basis- are DJ's and photographers. No one else comes close, even fat ugly guys can be swimming in pussy if theyre good at those two things. But its way harder to reach high status in those fields than it is to be a human cockfighter so he has to settle on UFC fighter. Which is still better than a stock broker or doctor on the pussywetting scale.
     
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    I should follow his instagram. Is it always this funny?
     
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    Agreed on photographers. It's ridiculous what they pull. I've also seen a bunch of gremlin ass looking tattoo artists with some FINE girls.
     
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    Wow. I'm rooting for this guy. Ko's and bitches.

    Bettter than Conor's talk and embarrassing loss.
     
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    This dude is becoming one of my favorite fighters ever and I've never seen him fight.
     
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    Damn you bitches.
     
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    this is a solid gimmick/angle...more fighters need to put out personalities to become stars hopefully it works out for him
     
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    wants to impress women
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