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  1. dildos Steel Belt

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    When that dyke fucked that guy, was that the birth of James Connor.
     
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  2. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    I'm so hard right now
     
  3. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    Remember when Sarah Conner made Reece jizz in his pants?
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    "It's ok. Happens to lots of guys."
     
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  4. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    Linda Hamilton was so sexy.
     
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    Keywords of the last girl I tried sleeping with
     
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  6. cheesus Gold Belt

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    Don't make me bust you up man
     
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  7. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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  8. Mike RIP Frankie

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    Say what now buddeh
     
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  9. cheesus Gold Belt

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    Hey, just what you see pal
     
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  10. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Why does no one question how Sarah Connor's hair ended up on Ron Perlman?

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    (Linda's not telling)
     
  11. newjerseynick Chef de queso a la parrilla y hombre lobo Platinum Member

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  12. Patrick Jane 美猴王

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    I still don't understand why everybody called the guy Kyle Reese in the movie. His real name is Solid Snake.

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    Pussy is harder to come by in the post apocalyptic robot overlord future. I doubt there’s much free time to even jerk it. Dude couldnt last.
     
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  15. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    I have a friend who still thinks Kyle is a Terminator in this movie.
     
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  16. FléauDeDieu Le Parrain

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    The Best Terminator Movie
     
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  17. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I'm sure he will be in the next reboot.
     
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  18. n...not crazy Silver Belt

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    You got a serious attitude problem, man
     
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    The UZI NINE milla meetah...
     
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    Except it will be Kylie with ze zer pronouns. Don't want to offend a merciless killing machine.
     

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