Tell me a sentence you could say both during sex and at a family dinner

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  1. EvilDDS Black Belt

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    Have seen this “meme” making the rounds lately, could be fun.

    And of course Sherdog is home to a collection of the most perviest of minds...so here goes...

    “Dad, can you pass the sausage please!”

    “Mom, your meatloaf is delicious!”
     
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    Mmmmmmmmmm!
     
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    Your vagina makes my cock look huge!
     
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    95% of the human body is not for eating.
     
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    This is really good, I could eat this every night
     
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    Sooo many family dinners where I’ve said that
     
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    Mom, your clam is tasty!
     
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    Thank you God for this bountiful feast
     

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