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Back when I was a teenager I started hanging out with this older girl who we'll call Vera, cause that's her name. Vera was a wild redhead chick who everyone wanted, myself included, but she had a boyfriend and we just kept it at the friendship level (until years later, but that's a different story). She was into all sorts of fetish stuff, kung fu, metal, and lived in the city proper. For some reason she loved showing me around the bad parts of town, getting me into all the underground spots I was technically too young be at. This while all my other younger friends were still putzing around on their front porches and playing Starcraft.
For some reason Vera and I were in Times Square one day and we were walking under a rather large scaffolding with two way traffic. As we moved along single file, we saw a blonde russian looking guy in a business suit, younger, wearing headphones but clearly a professional, heading towards us. There were a couple of pigeons wandering around, but clearly staying out of everyone's way. Typical New York scenario, basically.
All of the sudden out of nowhere the guy in the business suit charged forward and reached out toward one of the pigeons, which promptly flew out of the way. The guy stumbled forward a bit but caught himself, straightened up, and walked by us as though nothing had happened.
"What the hell was that?!" I exclaimed.
"An attempt." said Vera without even turning her head or changing her facial expression.
Like 8-10 years later Vera moved away and the friendship ended badly. I stayed in NY, taking various tech jobs but I also did some moonlighting for the US Census as an enumerator supervisor. During training I got to talking with one of the prospective enumerators and somehow ended up telling him the story above.
"I know what the guy in the suit was trying to do." He smiled.
I nearly fell out of the fucking chair. This was impossible.
"You ever heard of Penn Jilette?"
Of course I had. Penn Jilette is one half of the famous Penn and Teller magic/comedy duo.
"He used to have this radio show in NYC. I used to listen to it all the time. There was one show where he was talking about seizing the moment, and he told his listeners 'If you're walking through the streets of Manhattan, I want you to grab a pigeon right now! Just seize the moment! Grab a pigeon!"
And thus I learned what the young, blond russian guy in the business suit was listening to on his headphones. A shame I never got to tell Vera about it.
For some reason Vera and I were in Times Square one day and we were walking under a rather large scaffolding with two way traffic. As we moved along single file, we saw a blonde russian looking guy in a business suit, younger, wearing headphones but clearly a professional, heading towards us. There were a couple of pigeons wandering around, but clearly staying out of everyone's way. Typical New York scenario, basically.
All of the sudden out of nowhere the guy in the business suit charged forward and reached out toward one of the pigeons, which promptly flew out of the way. The guy stumbled forward a bit but caught himself, straightened up, and walked by us as though nothing had happened.
"What the hell was that?!" I exclaimed.
"An attempt." said Vera without even turning her head or changing her facial expression.
Like 8-10 years later Vera moved away and the friendship ended badly. I stayed in NY, taking various tech jobs but I also did some moonlighting for the US Census as an enumerator supervisor. During training I got to talking with one of the prospective enumerators and somehow ended up telling him the story above.
"I know what the guy in the suit was trying to do." He smiled.
I nearly fell out of the fucking chair. This was impossible.
"You ever heard of Penn Jilette?"
Of course I had. Penn Jilette is one half of the famous Penn and Teller magic/comedy duo.
"He used to have this radio show in NYC. I used to listen to it all the time. There was one show where he was talking about seizing the moment, and he told his listeners 'If you're walking through the streets of Manhattan, I want you to grab a pigeon right now! Just seize the moment! Grab a pigeon!"
And thus I learned what the young, blond russian guy in the business suit was listening to on his headphones. A shame I never got to tell Vera about it.