Ok, I mentioned this in another post about a MySpace angle incident and was requested the story.
Read, laugh , cry post your own.
This was technically POF, right after POF first started but “MySpace angle “ has been the term coined since it’s inception, so we are sticking with it.
After a break up with a long term “itty bitty titty” G/f, hot but skinny and no tits I have a friend tell me POF is where it’s at(tinder didn’t exist yet or I wasn’t aware, this was when POF first started as I stated.
Anyway on with the story, so I had successfully hooked up with a few rando’s nothing special nothing bad, just your usual boring lay nurses and teachers(that demographic seems to be the easiest to bang right off the bat by the way) and I get this message from this nurse. Her pic looks too good to be true so I know somethings probubaly up but DAMN she had some big tits in the pic, I’m like this is it. I’ll titty fuck those things and be good to go.
So she lived pretty damn far away, and I was busy as hell and it took some time to hook up but she was relentless. So one night she’s all I’m about to get off work let’s do something and I’m at home on the couch netflixing it sick, like for real sick and not doing shit.
So she says that’s fine, I’m a nurse let me come get you better.
Ok fuck it, I’m home sick and a nurse with big ass tits is gone bring me some meds, can’t lose with that scenario. Or so I thought.
About 2 hrs later there is a Nock at the door, ok dog wakes me up I was fucking out cold asleep sweating the flu out. Get up , open door.
What the Abosolute FUCK, no way, no fucking way.
Face is correct, little chunkier cheeked than in the pic but same person. Not horribly overweight but a little heavier than desired, and ......
NO FUCKING TITS, how in the fuck did she send all those cleavage shots with ZERO tits, blew my mind.
Ok, she’s not horrible to look at, but no tits. Fuck it I’m sick and she has meds, and has seemed decently cool for the past month over texts here and there, I’ll take the meds and fall back asleep cool.
She picks some love movie on Netflix I’ve Never heard of before, kinda old as I recall and has some steamy fucking sex scenes about every other minute.
She picked it, had seen it before and new what was up, this was like every five minutes soft core porn scene, she was trying to get me in the mood.
The scenes are pretty good, some I’m starting to wake up a little and she leans to me and blows on my ear a little bit. And whispers “does that turn you on” and playingly I’m like no it takes more than that.
So she starts kissing my neck a little and says “how about that” and I say, better but still not there.
New sex scene pops on screen and she instantly grabs my dick through my jogging pants and says”feels like I’m getting warmer” and I say
“Yeah that’s getting closer”
Pulls my dick out and starts jerking me, and says “that chicks hot, nice tits huh?” And I’m like yeah
So she says “ you want to come for her” and starts jerking me harder and faster , I’m all fuck it “yeah I’ll come for her”
So she just goes straight down on me now, blowing like her life depends on it
Looks up and the scenes over, unlatches her mouth from my dick and just sits up.
I’m like “uh, you stopped” she said , yeah scenes over.
So we sit there, my dick just out and she’s just sitting on the couch watching the movie.
Car chase bank robbing scene or some shit.
10-15 minutes go by, bam, another sex scene comes up.
Bitch instantly starts sucking again, takes a minute to get back hard but it’s up now.
Same thing she says “ you want to cum for her” and I’m all hell yes.
Scene ends, like a switch bitch sits back up on the couch. What in the actual fuck.
So there I sit, with dick just out on the couch again bewildered.
10 minutes later, new sex scene, bam back to blowing.
Pulls her little tits out this time and kneels on the couch in front of me tits out sucking away.
This is it, bitch will finish this time.
She says again” want to cum for her” and I’m all yes please “
Getting close this time, about to unload in her mouth finally.
Tell her “don’t stop I’m about to cum”
She stops and says “not for her you won’t” and hops back up on the couch.
Scene ends, this time though she’s jerking me off through the rest of the regular scene.
But like a slow slow ass jerk, like you can’t cum from this no matter how long it goes on.
So she says”cum for me , not her” and I’m all ok I’ll cum for you just put it back in your mouth.
And she says”but I’m watching the movie”
I’m all fuck me, how long till the next god damn sex scene. No more ever cum, so she sits there watching it completely into it slowly stroking my dick as slow as possible so I don’t cum.
This bitch it twisted.
Movie ends, bitch says
“Ok you can cum for me now, movies over”
Puts it back in her mouth just long enough to get it back up, and without skipping a beat or asking permission pulls her scrubs down and hops on it.
At this point it doesn’t take much I’ve been edged for like two hours straight, five minutes at most and I’m all ok I’m about to cum, hop up and put it back in your mouth.
She says “no cum for ME” and like vice grip locks on to me , boom blow right in her , and blow hard in her. HUGE load, I’m all fuck i can’t beleive you did that
And she’s all “I’m on the (what ever the fuck that implant thing is called” it’s ok, and I loved that huge load that was for ME.
I’m all fuck me, I just had this crazy ass chick I just met hop on my shit bare back and take a nuclear waste dump sized load in her.
I hop up and go wash off with fucking fast orange and clean up with antiseptic wipes hoping it does the trick and knocks off any std’s this chick might be carrying.
She’s watching me fast orange my dick(which was fucking raw and that didn’t feel good at this point I’ll add) and says “what the fuck are you doing “
I’m like we just met I don’t know what you might have
She says I’m a nurse I’m clean, and I say “you just hopped on my shit bareback without having a clue if I had a thing” and this bitch says
“Your clean, I’m a nurse I can tell”
So I’m bewildered at this point, and getting groggy from the lack of sleep and the flu meds she Gave me.
I crawl into bed and she gets in with me, I wake up, kick her ass out and go get tested.
Blocked her on my burner and went on to the next one.
