quietwalker
Priest of Hiroshima
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One of my friends was getting married out on the east coast so about 8 of us, including our buddy's brother, decided to make a vacation out of it and turned it into an 11 day marathon of booze and debauchery.
It started with a fairly uneventfull 17 hour drive through eastern Canada, arriving in Halifax at about 8pm...and then the first bar at about 8:30. Cut to 3AM, i'm throwing my underwear onto the stage in the misguided hope that the female leader of the 80's synthpop cover band will be charmed enough to give me hers. Didn't quite work out but i think it's because they were a CHRISTIAN 80's synthpop cover band and nothing to do with the state of my gitch.
We go back to the appartment and my buddy and i decide it's too hot to sleep in there so we take a few beverages and go outside to sleep on the sidewalk. Unfortunately our "sidewalk" was sort of the patio of someone's ground floor appartment so the authorities were called. Narrowly escaped a vagrancy charge and night in the slammer and eventually slept under a shrub for a couple hours. End Day 1 @ 6AM. Day 2 starts at 9AM
This trip could literally fill ten pages worth of stories just with what I can remember. When me and the boys get together and "The Wedding" stories start it can takeup a whole evening.
Cliffs;
Bunch of young guys take a road trip
Involves a wedding and a hall of fame worthy bachelor party at a lobster fishing barn
lots of fun with law enforcement
lady mud wrestlers
Lee press-on nails can get lost in your rectum
It started with a fairly uneventfull 17 hour drive through eastern Canada, arriving in Halifax at about 8pm...and then the first bar at about 8:30. Cut to 3AM, i'm throwing my underwear onto the stage in the misguided hope that the female leader of the 80's synthpop cover band will be charmed enough to give me hers. Didn't quite work out but i think it's because they were a CHRISTIAN 80's synthpop cover band and nothing to do with the state of my gitch.
We go back to the appartment and my buddy and i decide it's too hot to sleep in there so we take a few beverages and go outside to sleep on the sidewalk. Unfortunately our "sidewalk" was sort of the patio of someone's ground floor appartment so the authorities were called. Narrowly escaped a vagrancy charge and night in the slammer and eventually slept under a shrub for a couple hours. End Day 1 @ 6AM. Day 2 starts at 9AM
This trip could literally fill ten pages worth of stories just with what I can remember. When me and the boys get together and "The Wedding" stories start it can takeup a whole evening.
Cliffs;
Bunch of young guys take a road trip
Involves a wedding and a hall of fame worthy bachelor party at a lobster fishing barn
lots of fun with law enforcement
lady mud wrestlers
Lee press-on nails can get lost in your rectum