Tell an interesting story from your personal life

Easy enough right.

Here's some ideas on what constitutes interesting. This isn't an exclusive list.
A story involving...

• Police, law enforcement, or someone in authority.
• People doing something ridiculous.
• Excessive alcohol.
• Infidelity or philandering.
• Fighting, arguments, or scuffles.
• WTF moments.
• Kids or teenagers doing dumb things.
• Unexpected things that happen in group settings.

If this thread goes nowhere I'm deleting it w/ the quickness. Part of having plat super powers.

Hilarious story from another thread.

 

A couple of years ago when I was hiking in the snow, I slipped and nearly fell off the trail (would have been around a 20-30ft drop). Scared the hell out of me.

Not really that interesting, but whatever.

Instead of deleting it, you should move it to the Dump. Oh wait...

 

I prevented a guy from jumping off a bridge.

 

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This one time I was in a Scout crew and we were canoeing in Alaska. We portaged to where we were going to go down rapids. One boat with our scoutmaster and assistant scoutmaster (who had lots of experience) got floundered and another canoe wrapped right into a rock. We ended up having to go down the rapids and rendevous on a little piece of land so others could go back up and get the boats.

Me and two others were getting one of the guys who wrapped warm, when all of the sudden we see our scoutmaster floating down the river. Apparently he decided he could not wait any longer being stranded so like the vietnam vet he was he took matters into his own hands. One of the guys dove out to grab him (water was shallow but fast) while we scramble to get rope and toss it out there. We waited for hours while and our scoutmaster was hypothermic, so we gave him rain gear and a beanie. Soon the rest of our crew came down in the canoes having salvaged the almost lost ones.

We camped in a different place than we intended. My tent was soaked because it was in the canoe that wrapped. Crazy day.

 

I once saw 'The Hills Have Eyes' at the theatre on two separate occasions with each of my girlfriends.

 

I partied with some of the band members of evanescence. I got the party started by banging some random chick on the couch and it turned into a fuck fest with pretty much every spot available in the house being used for sex. Of course I don't know if evanescence is a popular band these days so that takes away from the cool factor a bit if they aren't.

 

When I worked with an employment services agency for disabled people, one of the clients used to put his hand down his pants (basically rubbed his balls for a good 5 seconds or so) then he would walk up to people and try to shake their hand. I was the one who caught him doing it, then he tried to shake my hand but I had to inform the boss/supervisor.

Unfortunately before I caught him doing it I shook his hand several times during my time there :/

 

When I first saw that in the theatre I thought it was some crime drama movie. SPOILERS...so I assumed that family got killed, then there would be some mystery solving detective...I was scarred by what actually took place lol.

 

Very nice.

I fucked a bitch without protection and didn't pay her back for the Plan B (that she wanted to split). Hoes.

 

In grade 4 we went on a field trip to some nature thing. They were showing us plants and pointed one out saying they were unsure whether or not it was poisonous. I ate it to see whether or not it was poisonous.

Turns out it wasn't. I got sent home but that is a small price to pay for advancing our understanding of science a little bit.

 

When I was 21, I needed to get some documents translated from German to Greek and the translator who the department recommended me go to, turned out to be my grandpa whom I hadn't seen since I was a baby, so basically I didn't know my grandparents at all.
I was sitting in their living room when we realized I was their grandson, there were pictures of me as a baby and my dad on their wall.

 

HAHAHA that's crazy.

One time I was at a girl's house and my fuckin' little league team picture was on the wall. Turn's out her dad was my coach.

 

Wow nice story. How was the reunion and why were they out of your life for so long?

 

It was strange because they instantly treated me like the closest family, which we are, but at the same time they were still complete strangers to me, who I had to get to know from scratch. They're great people though.
I lost contact to them around the time my Dad passed away, I was really young back then so I never even remembered them.

 

been enlightened by a bidet.... now I need to have one if I take a dump. Anything else is just uncivilized.

 

I shagged a drug addict on someone's grave.

I happened when I was walking home late from school. My path used to take me past the hospital. Some random woman started following and making suggestive comments. At first I was creeped out, until I took a proper look at her and realised she was reasonable looking. So I took her into a nearby graveyard and bent her over a tombstone. We sat down to have a ciggie afterwards, which was when I found out that she had gone awol from drug treatment at the hospital. I told her to wait there while I took a piss, then I ran away.

Not my finest moment.

 

One time this chick was all, "I'm pregnant and it's your baby", and I was all, "ummm, no it's not", and then we ended up on Maury Povich. Turns out she was right...I was THAT guy.

 

Lol. Must have been the easiest sex in your life. Lucky bastard.

 

how's the aids?