Ted Cruz: "America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat..."

[Skip Reming]

what is funny is that the liberals have been fucking lady liberty for the last 8 years

 

[uncommon]

Hours at a time

 

[Michaelangelo]

He must love group porn where the crowd is cheering on the couple going at it

 

[MicroBrew]

What amazes, nay shocks me, is that anyone could ever write/read that and not for a second thing it was just wrong.

Where the heck are Cruz's aides/minders etc..So nobody in the Cruz camp has common sense ?

 

[Dr J]

Ted is obviously a BJJ man. He's right, America has a sick guard.

He just keeps getting better and better!

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

what is funny is that the liberals have been fucking lady liberty for the last 8 years

Then forcing her to get abortions afterwards.

And giving her the HIV.

 

[Thurisaz]

He manages to sound like he'd like America to be raped by the rest of the world. Boxing metaphors suck if you apply them to a country you call a woman. He manages that slimy, disgusting POS schtick rather well, methinks.

 

[Happiness]

Hours at a time

Wow

 

[IDL]

Had a laugh from this one