Target Apologizes For Selling Penis Shaped Star Wars Toys

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

Lol that's so obvious. They knew what they were doing with that shit.

 

[BornOnMonday]

Useless without a suction-cup base.

 

[Clippys Mom]

Force it in you I will, young Sky Walker!

 

[Loiosh]

It's a shame target closed its doors in Canada. I'd have loved to buy one for myself.

I came really close to moving to *&!$#! Mississauga to work for Target Canada Head Office.

Thank god I didn't.

 

[Loiosh]

Useless without a suction-cup base.

Staples.

 

[Serana]

I came really close to moving to *&!$#! Mississauga to work for Target Canada Head Office.

Thank god I didn't.

Knew someone who worked for Blockbuster then it got closed and they went to Target. lol

 

[Zer]

I had to make this same apology like 2 years ago. They're ripping my shit off

 

[Merlotte's]

As a man I'm tired of people comparing the penis to inanimate objects.

 

[Loiosh]

Knew someone who worked for Blockbuster then it got closed and they went to Target. lol

Sounds like your friend kills companies.

 

[Loiosh]

I had to make this same apology like 2 years ago. They're ripping my shit off

Darth Invader?

Thigh Fighters?

XXX Wings?

 

[Serana]

Sounds like your friend kills companies.

Wouldn't surprise me if Enron were mixed in there somewhere.

 

[Loiosh]

Wouldn't surprise me if Enron were mixed in there somewhere.

I told my current boss to fire me immediately on my sixth year anniversary.

The last two companies imploded after I'd been there seven years. They went from massive profits to GONE.

I am now making a third of what I was making ten years ago.

 

[Zer]

Darth Invader?

Thigh Fighters?

XXX Wings?

I went with Stabba the Butt (tm)

 

[Loiosh]

Stabba the Butt

How the %$#! did I not think of that one.

*salute*

 

[dije1]

Hand Solo

 

[M3t4tr0n]

May the force be in you!

Fixed it 4 u bro

 

[Clippys Mom]

As a man I'm tired of people comparing the penis to inanimate objects.

Shit,,,I thought you said... "man I'm tired of people comparing the penis to intimate objects"

 

[BornOnMonday]

"I'm enveloped by assholes."

Spoiler

 

[dije1]

 

[EmpireShallFall]

These aren't nearly as good as the dildo I ha..wait what?