Target Apologizes For Selling Penis Shaped Star Wars Toys

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  1. Vulcan

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    http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/02/10/target-sorry-for-phallic-star-wars-toys

    toys for ur dad,mom and kids fun for the whole family!
     
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    Simian Raticus GOAT in the North

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    Missed opportunity for a low key dildo purchase, dangit.
     
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    Lmfao!!!!
     
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    The Force surrounds you, yes
    Even between this action figure and the clitoris...
     
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    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Goddamn they're trying to turn people depraved early on anymore.
     
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    More proof that feminists ruin everything.
     
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    Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good vibrator at your side, kid
     
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    [image]Mac_Night_Court_thats_a_penis[image]
     
  11. n...not crazy

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    Can still use Jaba the Hutt's tail.

    ps When is ESPN going to apologize for Trent Dilfer's head?
     
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    I guess it's less obvious than one fresh zucchini a day.
     
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    That sex shop is strong with the Dark Side of the Force.
    Into it, you must go.
     
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    Well Darth Vader does kinda look like a BBC anyway
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    The shit people have to apologize for nowadays.
     
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    If it could be made to vibrate, it would be a powerful ally
     
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    Bathwater Let me clean you with my love

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    Who don't want some Girth Vader tho
     
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    It's a shame target closed its doors in Canada. I'd have loved to buy one for myself.
     
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    Good I'm tired of the over sexualization of American culture.

    sci if has always been one of the last places you weren't bombarded with sexual images and innuendo. I would only want one of these phallus light Sabres for the eBay resale value in a few decades.

    Now if anybody knows we're I can get a few please let me know and if any body has one feel free to send a pic to my in box.


























    May the Schwartz be with you
     
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