Target Apologizes For Selling Penis Shaped Star Wars Toys

[Vulcan]

Target has issued an apology regarding a set of phallic-shaped Star Wars toys that were spotted—and subsequently shared on social media—by one of its customers.

A Target representative responded to her post, saying: "We apologize for your disappointment. Occasionally, we carry merchandise that some guests may find objectionable, as was your experience. We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review."

The post was later deleted, and Jones followed up to explain why she initially shared the photos, as she never explicitly said she was "disappointed" or "offended." Instead, Jones "found it funny and wanted to share with fellow ADULTS who could appreciate the humor in the whole thing."

http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/02/10/target-sorry-for-phallic-star-wars-toys

toys for ur dad,mom and kids fun for the whole family!

 

[Simian Raticus]

Missed opportunity for a low key dildo purchase, dangit.

 

[Schoolboy Q]

Lmfao!!!!

 

[Rhett Henley MD]

May the force be with you!

 

[the ambush]

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

The Force surrounds you, yes
Even between this action figure and the clitoris...

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Goddamn they're trying to turn people depraved early on anymore.

 

[Ibis]

More proof that feminists ruin everything.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good vibrator at your side, kid

 

[Gene Tunney]

[image]Mac_Night_Court_thats_a_penis[image]

 

[n...not crazy]

Can still use Jaba the Hutt's tail.

ps When is ESPN going to apologize for Trent Dilfer's head?

 

[Loiosh]

Missed opportunity for a low key dildo purchase, dangit.

I guess it's less obvious than one fresh zucchini a day.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

That sex shop is strong with the Dark Side of the Force.
Into it, you must go.

 

[mb23100]

Well Darth Vader does kinda look like a BBC anyway

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Well Darth Vader does kinda look like a BBC anyway

"NooooooOOOOOOOoooo!"

 

[BisexualMMA]

The shit people have to apologize for nowadays.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

If it could be made to vibrate, it would be a powerful ally

 

[Bathwater]

Who don't want some Girth Vader tho

 

[Serana]

It's a shame target closed its doors in Canada. I'd have loved to buy one for myself.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Good I'm tired of the over sexualization of American culture.

sci if has always been one of the last places you weren't bombarded with sexual images and innuendo. I would only want one of these phallus light Sabres for the eBay resale value in a few decades.

Now if anybody knows we're I can get a few please let me know and if any body has one feel free to send a pic to my in box.


























May the Schwartz be with you