Tank Abbott's beautiful prose

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    You should see if there are any "drunk Tank" posts still kicking around on here.
     
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    Tank Abbott is probably the toughest guy on planet Earth to have the same haircut as Coral from The Walking Dead




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    This made me laugh harder than it should have.
     
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    Probably 3/10 people on Sherdog (excluding people too fat to stand up) could now beat the shit out of Tank Abbot. He was a beast back in the day but he obviously stopped training. Anyone see the garden fight?
     
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    Modern poet, Tank is.
     
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    Someone needs to wait till that bully piece of shit is in a retirement home then beat the crap out of him.
     
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    Tank via KO vs 99% of people of sherdog, including you.
     
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    That's my haircut too.
     
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    Tank would hit you so hard the next 5 generations of your kids would be born with black eyes.
     
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    99 % of Sherdoggers would get straight up Matua'd
     
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    Tank is as creepy as this mothafucka
     
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    Tank a beast? lol, dude sucked. I don't think he even trained, he was a self proclaimed street fighter

    I would def whoop his ass
     
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