Tan lines on women, turn on or turn off?

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  1. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    I forget what its called but when a large portion of your body is badly badly burned it shocks the fuck out of your immune system. its not different than actual 3rd degree burns. then on top of that they can easily get infected and turn septic if not closely maintained. people have this notion of "oh its just a sunburn...itll just hurt for a bit" but if its SEVERE it can actually kill you in a days. no cancer down the road required.

    I've never been one to use sunscreen. ever. I remember years back though I spent the entire day on an island and for whatever reason, the top of my back and shoulders got BADLY burned. it hurt for weeks.

    to this day, somewhere around 6 years later, the back of my shoulders still peel. if I rub my hand against the skin, I can get little clumps of dead skin cells from that burn. one bad burn still having an affect many years later.

    I also used to abuse a tanning bed tho too. fuck it
     
  2. pinger Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Yep, Brazilian Crack Addicts, pretty sure that was a good one........
     
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  3. quadrunner Brown Belt

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  4. lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    Tan lines make america great again.

    TLMAGA
     
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    I’m a fan. It’s like an outline of all the places on them I want to touch.
     
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  7. gspieler Silver Belt

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    Two chicks both appear to be 9/10 IMO.
     
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    Wish I knew bro
     
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  9. quadrunner Brown Belt

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    Girl in white is hot af too obviously, but she’s atleast one notch below the other one IMO. Prolly a 10 and a 9 tho for sure
     
  10. Arlo Brown Belt

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    <Fedor23>Not arsed.

    But wouldn't it suggest that they probably like sun bathing.. I find sun bathing tedious, so If I was going to be a dickhead, I could assume they are boring .. Or work outside like a builder.. Which does turn me on I guess.. yeah staying neutral on tan lines.
     
  11. tangata motu'a Green Belt

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    I think pronounced tan lines deduct a full point from a girls hotness making a 10 a 9, 5 a 4, etc
     
  12. Big Burly Purple Belt

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    A creamy white titty on an otherwise tanned body is HAWT!
     
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  13. TheWorm Silver Belt

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    Agreed, I love tan lines on a naked girl.
     
  14. Cpt Migraine It is what it is..

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    Love them.. more so than some "hot outfit"..
     
  15. Ironnik94 Danger Belt

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    Thank you.

    The obsession with getting tanned is cancerous both figuratively and literally.

    No, it shouldn't matter that a whitebread like me is saying this, lol.
     
  16. Habib The Eagle Orange Belt

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    <RomeroSalute>
     
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  17. Spounman Purple Belt

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    I think your friend is gay
     
  18. ramsiN Shout Out Mental Illness

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    i never thought about it, but i think i agree now that i do think about it, seems more exposed with tan lines lol. quite honestly i prefer pale white emo type skinned women so tans really dont mean shit to me.
     
  19. MXZT Black Belt Platinum Member

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    Doesn't matter to me. if she's hot, she's hot.
     
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  20. Satsui Ryu Black Belt

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    Indifferent, but I once saw a porn where the dude had a thong tan line. Completely threw off my focus. Had to really psyche myself out to finish that fap session.
     

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