Tall women are disgusting

[Shuque]

I used to think like that and then I married the first tall woman I ever dated.

 

[Shinigami]

I'm 5'8" and I was reading the responses in the other thread while I'm sure all of your moms being 5'7" or like up to 6 feet and over are lovely women I find anything over 5'6" to be repulsive hulking monstrosities that are probably almost dudes anyway and probably have really big clits/baby divks anyway I'd rather be a short dude than a tall chick those horses in the WNBA are so gross not to mention like the volleyball players with no curves and hands big enough to use as baseball gloves women should be between 5 feet and 5 foot 6 pnpy

can we get a height requirement to post in this fucking forum ffs?

 

[Ballsaque]

Stopped reading at "I'm 5'8..."

KO'ed by the first strike.


Though ts, which tallie rejected you, be honest.

 

[Ballsaque]

Which beta made this shit lol

 

[TidWell]

She's not gorgeous.

 

[My name is]

I dated a chick 5 10 for awhile. She was really sexy I still dream of those legs all wrapped around me

 

[Midnighter]

I'm sorry, man.

I take it back.

 

[Merlotte's]

I think @Alphaboy and I have talked about this girl before.

I’ve tried my best for thirty aught years to NOT have children but if given the opportunity I would put a bun in that oven.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

wtf this saddens me, why would a classic beauty like this waste herself and do porno? it always baffles me, I always picture porn chicks are caked up bimbos with huge tits and ass but this chick is straight up beautiful

The sad thing is for me, I only watch girls that SHOULDN'T do porn... like those classic beauties as you say.

After a year or two they turn into those cake-on makeup plastic surgery bimbos.

Each one is a tragedy.

 

[Bang Bang]

Agreed about Gabi. Shes a goddess
@John Mabrey @Bang Bang

lol. imagine playboy putting chyna in there but not gabi

 

[squirrelynuts]

I think @Alphaboy and I have talked about this girl before.

I’ve tried my best for thirty aught years to NOT have children but if given the opportunity I would put a bun in that oven.

I wanna show her where I’m about to hide my nuts

Spoiler

In her mouth

 

[ToxicShocker]

I’ve tried my best for thirty aught years to NOT have children but if given the opportunity I would put a bun in that oven.

Nut in the butt > bun in the oven

 

[John Mabrey]

The sad thing is for me, I only watch girls that SHOULDN'T do porn... like those classic beauties as you say.

After a year or two they turn into those cake-on makeup plastic surgery bimbos.

Each one is a tragedy.

what kinda porn tho? theres girls who only do lesbian or solo stuff

 

[Doughbelly]

Agreed about Gabi. Shes a goddess
@John Mabrey @Bang Bang

 

[Doughbelly]

what kinda porn tho? theres girls who only do lesbian or solo stuff

Got news for you, that stuff’s not porn.

 

[Ice That Jaw]

Personally, I find very short women with a prominent chest to be absolutely irresistible.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B
Any Ariel Winter gif

 

[Doughbelly]

The sad thing is for me, I only watch girls that SHOULDN'T do porn... like those classic beauties as you say.

After a year or two they turn into those cake-on makeup plastic surgery bimbos.

Each one is a tragedy.

Wrong. Blacked is when they’re peaking. After that, after they’ve been on LegalPorno is when they’re ruined.

 

[clutchCAT420]

Love banging a tall woman over a lil shorty.

 

[minute bull]

So weird that the look identical in the face.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B

Those days are long gone, and with Ricci?

We all fell for it.

 

[Doughbelly]

It's only a concern if you're a manlet with a dicklet and really worried that a hand any bigger than a kitten paw will make your little wiener disappear.

I would completely defile 6'2 Maria Sharapova.