Relationship Tales of creepy chicks...

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What's the creepiest thing a woman's done to you?

Showed up at your house uninvited?

Told you about a page in your diary that you keep hidden and secure like Fort Knox?

Surprised you when the officiant said "You may now kiss the bride"? and you lifted the veil?
 
When I was about 20 I met a girl in a night club. Made out loads and exchanged numbers then forgot about it.

She said she was the same age (20) then later on in the night she revealed she was 19.

Day or so later we were texting (fine) then she admitted she was in fact 17 years old. Then before I knew it she was contacting me through Myspace, my email account and had messaged friends of mine asking about myself (they dobbed her in to me).
 
JabToucher said:
When I was about 20 I met a girl in a night club. Made out loads and exchanged numbers then forgot about it.

She said she was the same age (20) then later on in the night she revealed she was 19.

Day or so later we were texting (fine) then she admitted she was in fact 17 years old. Then before I knew it she was contacting me through Myspace, my email account and had messaged friends of mine asking about myself (they dobbed her in to me).
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Did you smash
 
I got stabbed. She went full crazy ass, not in a hot way (ok kind of still in a hot way) and stabbed me with a steak knife in the arm.

Yeah it was a little hot. Can't lie. She didn't spend the night any more after that though.
 
JabToucher said:
When I was about 20 I met a girl in a night club. Made out loads and exchanged numbers then forgot about it.

She said she was the same age (20) then later on in the night she revealed she was 19.

Day or so later we were texting (fine) then she admitted she was in fact 17 years old. Then before I knew it she was contacting me through Myspace, my email account and had messaged friends of mine asking about myself (they dobbed her in to me).
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I'm guessing 17 is age of consent luckily, huh? I hate when girls lie about their age, they don't care whose life they can fuck up over a quick thrill. -_-
 
Alphaboy said:
I'm guessing 17 is age of consent luckily, huh? I hate when girls lie about their age, they don't care whose life they can fuck up over a quick thrill. -_-
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In the UK age of consent is 16. But you can't be in a licensed premises after a certain time. You will have doorstaff check that you are at least 18.

So her being in a nightclub at the age now, could land a place in hot water if an incident had of happened.
 
Woman at cool but quiet bar. She had dreads and tats but looked all right. I make conversation and she immediately starts telling me everything I could possibly want to know about her. And also everything I would not want to know. I mean she brings up childhood traumas five minutes into the discussion.

About 15 minutes in she lets it drop that she is a former pornstar. She tells me her porn name and wants me to look it up. also talks about making a comeback in the industry.

Gives me her phone number without prompting. "Somebody should write a book about me!"

Left the bar before me. I threw out the number after she was gone. If crazy was a smell, she was reeking of it.
 
I have a lot on this topic, but here's my first.

Chick I lost my V card to (I was 16), lied about being pregnant. I was moving my senior year in high school, and before I moved, I ended up smashing this cute, but troubled/from the wrong side of the tracks girl (8/10 body, double Ds <Eek2.0>). I didn't use a rubber, but did pull out. Anyways, we moved to our new town three states away and a short while later... she tells me she's pregnant.

She really needled me too, told me that she was happy I would be her baby daddy, told me she was gonna keep it no matter what. Said she took a bunch of pregnancy tests and all were positive. Texted. Me. Every. Day. So many sleepless nights.

Anyways I went back for my spring break, and voila, turns out she wasn't all along. Just some psycho game with her. Really made senior year in my new school a treat.
 
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Cool RoboCop Gun said:
Woman at cool but quiet bar. She had dreads and tats but looked all right. I make conversation and she immediately starts telling me everything I could possibly want to know about her. And also everything I would not want to know. I mean she brings up childhood traumas five minutes into the discussion.

About 15 minutes in she lets it drop that she is a former pornstar. She tells me her porn name and wants me to look it up. also talks about making a comeback in the industry.

Gives me her phone number without prompting. "Somebody should write a book about me!"

Left the bar before me. I threw out the number after she was gone. If crazy was a smell, she was reeking of it.
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Ooh, which pornstar? ;)
 
Alphaboy said:
You can't just start the story at the climax bro... lol
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Oh my bad. She was Puerto Rican.


Need more? Ok. We were out and I ran into a woman I knew and said hi and we all chatted. We get to my place later and she flips her shit because she thought I didn't introduce them quickly enough or something. Didn't believe I hadn't fucked her, which I hadn't; hadn't even tried, and starts going on about all the guys she fucked. I told her I don't care who you fuck which she again took the wrong way and starts throwing my shit everywhere, grabs a steak knife and sticks it in my forearm. I start bleeding like heck and she flips the switch to concerned girlfriend. I was like "what the fuck just happened. And why am I so turned on?" and she patched me up and we fucked.
 
scorpipede said:
Oh my bad. She was Puerto Rican.
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Well, duh.

scorpipede said:
Need more? Ok. We were out and I ran into a woman I knew and said hi and we all chatted. We get to my place later and she flips her shit because she thought I didn't introduce them quickly enough or something. Didn't believe I hadn't fucked her, which I hadn't; hadn't even tried, and starts going on about all the guys she fucked. I told her I don't care who you fuck which she again took the wrong way and starts throwing my shit everywhere, grabs a steak knife and sticks it in my forearm. I start bleeding like heck and she flips the switch to concerned girlfriend. I was like "what the fuck just happened. And why am I so turned on?" and she patched me up and we fucked.
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<Lmaoo> That was great, thanks for sharing. I think it was hot because the aggression turned into caring for you, then sex... there should be a porn made out of this story.
 
Another...

I ended up smashing this one chick from the local bar on a back country road (where's all my small town folks at? lol). I never had any feelings for her, or was even crazy about her, it just was a drunken late night deal ONE TIME.

Anyways, she didn't like that. She would show up at the bar I was at and throw fits. The coup de grace was when I was leaving out the back with friends one night and I ran into her coming in, she completely flipped her shit. "I gave myself to you! I GAVE MYSELF TO YOU!". Complete scene, just fucking absolutely psychotic. Never seen anything like it.

Funny thing is, a few other guys told me about her before. Said she was nuts. Shoulda listened I s'pose.

She got a man later that year and layed low. Once that fell off a few years later, I ran into her again and she tried to rekindle the flame. I told her I wasn't interested, and she broke down into tears. I just feel bad for her now tbh.
 
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I was dating this girl who got kinda weird one day so I told her I needed a week to think about where this relationship was going.

She started calling me, like Alot.
Texting a bunch.
I told her give me some space, I need a week to think about this.

2 days later someone is throwing rocks at my window its this girl, she scaled a fucking fence
And is telling me she "NEEDS TO KNOW NOW"
what my decision was.
I told her, that was the last straw for me and broke it off.

3 days later she showed up in the middle of the night demanding I return the Awl she brought over to bust up the ice we had in a mini fridge.
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(this is what an Awl is btw if you didnt know)

Not any of the clothes she left, or dvds, or anything else.
She showed up to get a sharp pointed object in the middle of the night, after being dumped.

I told her there is no way in fuck thats happening
And if she really wanted it Id mail it to her and shut the fucking door.
Luckily that was the last time I ever saw her.
 
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