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  1. KeepEmComing Banned Banned

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    Im taking a bath for the first time in possibly more than 20 years.

    It just may be the greatest idea I've ever had
     
  2. Cognacy** Banned Banned

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    "You're stewing in your own filth!!", in 3,... 2,....
     
  3. KeepEmComing Banned Banned

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    Honestly when's the last time you've taken a bath? Just by yourself is the stipulation
     
  4. RTR ATL A-level

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    I used to take them during baseball season. I felt like it'd help with the soreness. It's been at least four or so years.
     
  5. Cognacy** Banned Banned

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    Last night and usually 3-4 times a week to laze/relax. Protip: Use "Bath foam", if you're on the grungy side to prevent ring around the tub.
     
  6. genecop Gold Belt

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    Did you light candles?
     
  7. KeepEmComing Banned Banned

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    Yeah man, after a heavy Capoeira session id throw a bag of ice in too

    Felt soooooo good


    Nah just burning this,REALLY REALLY high quality Tibetan send that my buddy bring back. Makes stuff like nag chapa smell like farts haha
     
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    Rub-a-dub-dub.
     
  9. Zer Steel Belt

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    Well done brah. I take a bath everyday. Me and you, we got that
     
  10. HIMBOB Steel Belt

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    Baths are awesome,

    Modern bath tubs are shit for anyone not tiny, last decent bath was many moons ago.
     
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    I did it the other day for the first time in probably 5 years or so, before that I went like 10. Every now and then standing in the shower just seems like too much work.
     
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    Last time I took a bath, some chick I banged came in and robbed me of my poker winnings.

    Luckily my pappy always taught me to keep a roll of cash in my boot.
     
  13. RTR ATL A-level

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    That's part of the reason I've not taken one in a while. I'm 6'3, so it's really not too comfortable.
     
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    you drinking some wine and playing some music?
     
  15. DoctorGonzo Brown Belt

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    I dont even have a bath tub at my apartment lol

    I think the last time I took a bath was about 6 or 7 years ago, I got a dose of brutal sunburn one day at the beach, came home and filled the tub with nothing but cold water .

    I was so burnt that when i climbed in the water didn't even feel cold to me, it was then I realized just how toasted I had become
     
  16. ChillyPalmer The One True King

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    Love taking a bath after exams or some basketball.

    Just a light a joint and chill in the water.
     
  17. BOXINGMMAFREAK pussymonster

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    I don't have one in my apartment.

    buying a condo next year, and having a huge tub is a must.
     
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    I only take baths when I'm feeling severe chills from being sick with the flu. So maybe every five years or so.
     
  19. KeepEmComing Banned Banned

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    Hahaha yeah im 6'4" almost. Prejudice I tells ya!!

    Thankfully I'm super flexible
     
  20. KeepEmComing Banned Banned

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    Actually got a cup of acia tea and Nick Drake's Pink Moon
     

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