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  1. MescalineDreams Banned Banned

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    U heard me

    You know who you are

    You smell like shit and we're tired of it
     
  2. Clippy I am the liqour

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    Foxes smell their own fur first
     
  3. BFoe Fedor Fight Week—WAR GOAT! Platinum Member

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    Is that a Canadian saying? Never heard that in my life.
     
  4. Clippy I am the liqour

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    You have to be strong to survive in Canada. Cold nights of lumberjacking and maple syrup harvesting. You got a taste for the wild.
     
  5. BFoe Fedor Fight Week—WAR GOAT! Platinum Member

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    Yep...I’d die.
     
  6. Headkicktoleg Banned Banned

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    I actually do smell right now! Haven't taken a shower since getting back from jiu jitsu yet!
     
  7. Clippy I am the liqour

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    True story my grandfather worked as a park Warden. Got caught in a random flash snow blizzard thing. Burrowed inthe snow to keep warm. Constantly coming out to a march on the spot and he recanted it often. Left a lasting impact on his life. Man was he a strong dude. I wouldn't be here if he didn't make it out of that
     
  8. hiphopnazi Banned Banned

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    Make me ya casual.
     
  9. Gutter Chris White trash specialist

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    Does your grand dad look like tormund giantsbane and make barbarian noises ?
     
  10. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    Real men hit the showers, not take them!
     
  11. killer Green Belt

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    I was at a BJJ tournament one time when a blue belt walked a few feet in front of me in the comp area and he smelled like shit. I think he was using it as a weapon. My teammate beat him despite the smell.
     
  12. Jesus X Hunter eyes

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    I don't feel comfortable taking hygiene tips from rabid foxes
     
  13. faustian BRUTAL 5-4 Platinum Member

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  14. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    you know what, i shower 2 times a day, im cleanest guy in the entire world
     
  15. Patof Ace Degenerate

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    I'm shitting right now.
     
  16. ShackleMeNot Brown Belt

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    I did! I even took off my arm brace and washed my stinky arm
     
  17. supnmunm Black Belt

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    My balls smell too good rn to shower tho
     
  18. IloveTHIS Literal God

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    Fat girl at my work always smells worse than you could ever even imagine. Whatever you are thinking, trust me its worse.

    Numerous complaints. Every openly talks about how bad it is. Yet the situation never changes and she won't be fired
     
  19. Mr Warmth Don Rickles Banned

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    Stick some car fresheners on her
     
  20. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Great advice to everyone who liked 'The Last Jedi.'
     

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