Tai Tuivasa thinks he should get a 50k bonus for drinking out of a shoe

[spannered]

I have all the Jackass DVDs, dickface.

So you will watch a bunch of dudes shitting and farting on each other, drinking horse semen, among other pretty disgusting stuff, but you draw the line at drinking a beer in a shoe?

Right.

 

[WoodChips]

Foot fungus must taste good to him. Definitely something he should be compensated for.

 

[Toco]

You're an idiot.

Most of the HW roster are stumpy and have flabby builds due to genetics.

If you think that they aren't fit because their builds aren't physically appealing to you, then I'm not sure what to say.

Hunt has fought 5 rounds before. You wouldn't be able to do one round of MMA unless you have quite a bit of training behind you.

Just another clueless Shersogger.

as fit I meant "in good health, especially because of regular physical exercise.". IN GOOD HEALTH, that's what I meant. that they're physically fit to fight? definitely. that they're HEALTHY human beings? no way

 

[AC1D1K]

the alcohol in the drink would kill any bacteria anyway

 

[TITS]

So you will watch a bunch of dudes shitting and farting on each other, drinking horse semen, among other pretty disgusting stuff, but you draw the line at drinking a beer in a shoe?

Right.

That's what the Jackass guys get paid to do. Tai Tuivasa is a professional athlete and is expected to conduct himself in a professional manner, not make a spectacle of himself while making everyone sick. This behavior is inexcusable. This isn't a frat party, it's a business.

 

[spannered]

as fit I meant "in good health, especially because of regular physical exercise.". IN GOOD HEALTH, that's what I meant. that they're physically fit to fight? definitely. that they're HEALTHY human beings? no way

Lol what? Are you trying to say that fitness and good health are interchangeable words?

So if I go to the doctor and he's happy with all my medicals, he'll tell me how fit I am? And when I outperform everyone in strength and conditioning sessions at the gym, my coach will tell me how good my health is? Lol

You can't be that stupid. Surely. I think you're just trying to dig your way out of a dumb comment and you don't care how stupid you look doing so.

 

[Swarthy]

you don't eat oyster?

No I don’t lile the texture one bit.

 

[DetachedOrchid]

They should make a rule that once you ask or beg for a bonus you're not considered for one.

 

[Swarthy]

They should make a rule that once you ask or beg for a bonus you're not considered for one.

Squeeky wheels get greased.

 

[DetachedOrchid]

Squeeky wheels get greased.

I like when guys market themselves but just leave that part out.

 

[Swarthy]

I like when guys market themselves but just leave that part out.

Again Ask and yea shall receive.

Bet Dana threw him some sneaky cash

 

[AC1D1K]

It's even worse, apparently he skulled Jim Beam from the shoe.

have not heard skulled in a minute dawg

 

[Toco]

Lol what? Are you trying to say that fitness and good health are interchangeable words?

So if I go to the doctor and he's happy with all my medicals, he'll tell me how fit I am? And when I outperform everyone in strength and conditioning sessions at the gym, my coach will tell me how good my health is? Lol

You can't be that stupid. Surely. I think you're just trying to dig your way out of a dumb comment and you don't care how stupid you look doing so.

I mean if you can't understand what I said then I got no further comments to make

 

[Underdog bjj jp]

LOL you wouldn't even know how fit he is. He's destroyed his two UFC opponents (and most of opponents on the regional circuit) in the first round.

You probably didn't know he was a professional footy player before he took up MMA. Our football isn't like American football where you do 15 seconds of exercise between 3 minute breaks -- rugby league is constant running and tackling. He absolutely has athleticism and 'fitness' behind him. Maybe not the sports figure modelling 'fitness' you're into, but for actual sports, he's fit enough to bash his way into the UFC and walk through his first two opponents.

whoa calm down there buddy all I said was he's fat as fuck which he is

 

[MasterBeta]

Jim Beam and Cola, it's the Remy Martin Louis XIII of the Western Suburbs for sure. Doin' really well for a lad from Mounty County anyway.

 

[CaulderBorn]

was not even a Reebok shoe silly Tai.

 

[agibmxmma]

That wasn't a lie. You're not allowed to drink alcoholic beverages outside of the designated areas, even if its out of shoe. Smarten up.

How about reality would be that he wouldn't be arrested, thrown out, nor suspended, or whatever backwards opinion you may have.. Titty boy.

 

[TITS]

How about reality would be that he wouldn't be arrested, thrown out, nor suspended, or whatever backwards opinion you may have.. Titty boy.

He would have been escorted out of the venue by security, then tarred and feathered.