Syrian Refugee Beats Wife with a Hockey Stick - Doesn't know it's against the law

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  1. GtehMVP

    GtehMVP Brown Belt

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    You can't make this shit up. I'd like to hit Ezra with a hockey stick myself, but I know it's against the law :D

    We're so embarrassing up here!

     
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  2. TheGreatA

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    It's actually legal to beat your wife in many Middle Eastern countries.

    However, the more moderate ones only allow husbands to beat their wives with a small stick.
     
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    "Ignorantia juris non excusat"

    Example time for a Syrian refugee...
     
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  4. GtehMVP

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    I think those are the type of immigrants you don't want entering your country, should be on the questionnaire :D
     
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  5. High sticking and no penalty? Does she have a goon on her team
     
  6. GtehMVP

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    I think she had Tie Domi, but he wound up beating on her too!
     
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  8. HockeyBjj

    HockeyBjj Putting on the foil

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    A hockey stuck is bigger around than your thumb. It was illegal anyway

    This is the true average Canadian now lol.
     
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    Cultural enrichment at the end of a stick. At least he's trying to integrate by using a very Canadian implement. Kudos good sir.
     
  10. Hatestorm

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    He should be beaten with his own severed penis.
     
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    Gutter Chris Chiropteran Enthusiast

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    Sounds like that wife needs to start yelling TRADE ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW !!
     
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  13. Pwent

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    at least he has integrated enough to canadian culture to use the hockey stick

    glad that canada is culturally enriched by his presence, he is bringing them that vibrant diversity
     
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    Points for at least trying to assimilate to Canadian culture.
     
  15. Depends...is it bigger or smaller than his thumb?
     
  16. HomerThompson

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    Sounds like a grey area to me. How wide is dude's thumb?
     
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    Yes it's our fault...
     
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    sangreporsangre Gold Belt

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    MMAAAM Banned Banned

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    What do you expect from an inbred goat fucker, who subscribes to the most vile ideology in the world?

    Repeat with me, 'Diversity is our strength'!
     
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  20. AznTrojan

    AznTrojan Silver Belt

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    gotta use a stick no thicker than your thumb you goof
     
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