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Syrian Refugee Beats Wife with a Hockey Stick - Doesn't know it's against the law

Discussion in 'The War Room' started by GtehMVP, Jun 10, 2017.

  1. GtehMVP Black Belt

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    You can't make this shit up. I'd like to hit Ezra with a hockey stick myself, but I know it's against the law :D

    We're so embarrassing up here!

     
  2. TheGreatA Silver Belt

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    It's actually legal to beat your wife in many Middle Eastern countries.

    However, the more moderate ones only allow husbands to beat their wives with a small stick.
     
  3. Strychnine Titanium Belt

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    "Ignorantia juris non excusat"

    Example time for a Syrian refugee...
     
  4. GtehMVP Black Belt

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    I think those are the type of immigrants you don't want entering your country, should be on the questionnaire :D
     
  5. High sticking and no penalty? Does she have a goon on her team
     
  6. GtehMVP Black Belt

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    I think she had Tie Domi, but he wound up beating on her too!
     
  7. Peteyandjia Silent Snow Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    Cross-check of peace
     
  8. HockeyBjj Putting on the foil

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    A hockey stuck is bigger around than your thumb. It was illegal anyway

    This is the true average Canadian now lol.
     
  9. Bald1 War Room Can

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    Cultural enrichment at the end of a stick. At least he's trying to integrate by using a very Canadian implement. Kudos good sir.
     
  10. Lovestorm The Force Is Strong With This Avatar Platinum Member

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    He should be beaten with his own severed penis.
     
  11. Gutter Chris White trash specialist

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    Sounds like that wife needs to start yelling TRADE ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW !!
     
  12. Teppodama Silver Belt

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    at least he has integrated enough to canadian culture to use the hockey stick

    glad that canada is culturally enriched by his presence, he is bringing them that vibrant diversity
     
  14. HereticBD Plutonium Belt

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    Points for at least trying to assimilate to Canadian culture.
     
  15. Depends...is it bigger or smaller than his thumb?
     
  16. HomerThompson Banned Banned

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    Sounds like a grey area to me. How wide is dude's thumb?
     
  17. Yes it's our fault...
     
  18. sangreporsangre Gold Belt

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    What do you expect from an inbred goat fucker, who subscribes to the most vile ideology in the world?

    Repeat with me, 'Diversity is our strength'!
     
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  20. AznTrojan Silver Belt

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    gotta use a stick no thicker than your thumb you goof
     

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