I just went to the bathroom at the gas station down the street because my one at home isn't working. The manager got all mad and told me it was for customers only.
He only let me use it 'cause I bought a candy bar. I was so darn mad. I drank all the handsoap out of the dispenser, just to show him
He seriously needs a job, a life, a woman a life and a life...did I mention that he also needs a life?