Supermarkets and little kids.

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Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little shits that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little shit he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “FUCK! FUCK!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “SHIT! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT!"

By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my monsters from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the sadass bitch she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a heap of trouble.
 
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Lol fuckin beta getting attacked by random little kids
 
Funnily enough I was just thinking are all kids ADHD and autistic these days cos every time I go in shops there are breeders and their hell spawn running riot like a bunch of damn howler monkeys. Its like none of them can be at peace for even a minute, sprinting and whizzing about on those little roller skate sneakers, pirrouetting and doing crazy little dances and shit right in front of me. The little fuckers make me a nervous wreck with their weird erratic movements.
 
where's the DEMBONES championship belt? How do I know you're the real DEMBONES??
 
bad seed said:
where's the DEMBONES championship belt? How do I know you're the real DEMBONES??
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bad seed said:
where's the DEMBONES championship belt? How do I know you're the real DEMBONES??
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It wasn't even in spoilers that time. I read DemBones threads for the BELT dammit.
 
I was going to tell you to go fuck yourself.

I thought it was another "I hate kids" thread", which a lot of dipshits seem to think are funny.

But ill give you points for making me laugh my ass off. Yeah if a kid is a biter, it is a problem. my kids would never do something like that
 
You crawled out of the OT just to post this shit, TS?
 
I don't even care that it's made up. It was a well told story and I chuckled.
 
fordman7795 said:
Literally none of this happened.
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Yep.

I initially thought "I'm HIV Positive' was a great response. Get the mother to think of the potential consequences of their horrible parenting.

But this was what gave up this was all a fantasy.

dembonesPLUSone said:
And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the sadass bitch she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a heap of trouble.
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This is evil.

Not exaggerating.

Straight up evil.

Its one thing to scare the mother of the potential consequences of their kids biting people... for a few minutes, and then politely informing her that you're not, and tell her to keep her kid on a leash until he learns to stop biting.

But its another thing completely to be joyful to keep that mother in terror for days until she can get her son tested and the results back.

And he comes on Sherdog and brags about his story?

On top of that, who here LETS a kid bite them?
 
GearSolidMetal said:
Yep.

I initially thought "I'm HIV Positive' was a great response. Get the mother to think of the potential consequences of their horrible parenting.

But this was what gave up this was all a fantasy.



This is evil.

Not exaggerating.

Straight up evil.

Its one thing to scare the mother of the potential consequences of their kids biting people... for a few minutes, and then politely informing her that you're not, and tell her to keep her kid on a leash until he learns to stop biting.

But its another thing completely to be joyful to keep that mother in terror for days until she can get her son tested and the results back.

And he comes on Sherdog and brags about his story?

On top of that, who here LETS a kid bite them?
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If anything I made her a better parent. I also avoided any further conflict. If I would've just shouted at her and her kid then she wouldn't understand that actions have consequences.

Also...

I couldn't hear the child behind me. I also didn't see him. He took a bite on the back of my calf.
 
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A random kid bit you in the supermarket? What the heck kind of horror movie is this

And to draw blood? Time to call the police
 
What sort of zombie infested hole do you live in where you regularly get bitten by small children?
 
dembonesPLUSone said:
If anything I made her a better parent. I also avoided any further conflict. If I would've just shouted at her and her kid then she wouldn't understand that actions have consequences.
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The message would have been received after you went back after a few minutes to inform her of the truth.

You obviously don't have kids and can't imagine the terror a parent would feel, especially by their own incompetence, their own child may have a deadly disease.

Also...

I couldn't hear the child behind me. I also didn't see him. He took a bite on the back of my calf.
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'You couldn't hear the child behind me.'

Oh sure, kids learn to be stealthy when stalking their prey.

'Took a bite out of the back of my calf.'

Wow... you let a little kid sneak up on you and bite your calf so hard it broke the skin.

You're the alpha male of sherdog.
 
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