Super Power: Which one would you have?

[MarcoW]

having sex with any woman would be a terrible power.
You wouldn't feel any accomplishment when you actually did get with a woman.
You may as well be buying prostitutes.

I would want the taskmaster ability to learn anything instantly after practicing it once.

 

[My name is]

having sex with any woman would be a terrible power.
You wouldn't feel any accomplishment when you actually did get with a woman.
You may as well be buying prostitutes.

I don't know about that. I think I'd enjoy it i still feel good after masterbating and I can have that pretty much whenever I want it

 

[gspieler]

I'd like travel the universe, but somehow get places fast and be impervious to the effects the universe would have on a human body.

 

[Crimson Glory]

Impervious to any kind of physical damage(Brain damage, cuts, broken bones, torn muscles/ligaments/tendons etc, etc, etc)... so, not immortal, but nothing can damage me.

Sort of like Luke Cage or The Blob, but they only have impenetrable skin as far as I know.

Imo, better than regenerative healing factor.

Would lead to moderate super human strength most likely, because I'd be able to lift(and obviously build my body to a pretty good fitness level without having to worry about annoying injuries from lifting) damn near anything without hurting myself, and any kind of melee combat would be a joke.

Not an Alpha Mutant by any stretch, but that level of power usually comes with a few(major) drawbacks.

 

[Crimson Glory]

having sex with any woman would be a terrible power.
You wouldn't feel any accomplishment when you actually did get with a woman.
You may as well be buying prostitutes.

I would want the taskmaster ability to learn anything instantly after practicing it once.

That is a really good one.

Definitely one I'd want.

 

[mushishi]

Power to read minds and to replace evil, wicked and depraved thoughts with thoughts of puppy dogs and butterflies.

Power to metabolize any number of calories and poo diamonds.

Power to make girls squirt on command. oh wait, i already have thst one.

 

[j123]

Invisible dick.

Cricus feak @Zax0r who can please anyone without even touching them. If you have a micropeen, it won't be as great.

 

[j123]

Power to read minds and to replace evil, wicked and depraved thoughts with thoughts of puppy dogs and butterflies.

Power to metabolize any number of calories and poo diamonds.

Power to make girls squirt on command. oh wait, i already have thst one.

Terrible power. Criminal groups (including, teh gubbermint) will hear of magical boy that can shit out diamonds, and will strap you to a machine that feeds you 24/7 so they can pump out diamonds for the next eternity.

They might take things further by trying to shove diamonds up your ass, so you can barf out other gems

 

[mushishi]

Terrible power. Criminal groups (including, teh gubbermint) will hear of magical boy that can shit out diamonds, and will strap you to a machine that feeds you 24/7 so they can pump out diamonds for the next eternity.

They might take things further by trying to shove diamonds up your ass, so you can barf out other gems

Yeah, didn't think that through. OK, power to poo gummy bears.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I could have a lot of fun with this super power.

This.

Could just stop time and take weeks off to figure things out.

 

[Makani]

Time Manipulation and Teleportation are the GOATs.

I don't tihnk there's any chance you don't live forever and go insane.

 

[mushishi]

Impervious to any kind of physical damage(Brain damage, cuts, broken bones, torn muscles/ligaments/tendons etc, etc, etc)... so, not immortal, but nothing can damage me.

Sort of like Luke Cage or The Blob, but they only have impenetrable skin as far as I know.

Imo, better than regenerative healing factor.

Would lead to moderate super human strength most likely, because I'd be able to lift(and obviously build my body to a pretty good fitness level without having to worry about annoying injuries from lifting) damn near anything without hurting myself, and any kind of melee combat would be a joke.

Not an Alpha Mutant by any stretch, but that level of power usually comes with a few(major) drawbacks.

Wouldn't you never get strong? muscle mass from lifting because of muscles tearing

 

[j123]

Yeah, didn't think that through. OK, power to poo gummy bears.

Sounds like a great money scheme, get diarrhea everyday so you can get mass production working

 

[Crimson Glory]

Wouldn't you never get strong? muscle mass from lifting because of muscles tearing

Hmmm.... you have a point there.

 

[BisexualMMA]

since the cool ones are gone I'd take necromancy.

phlog had a good idea

I'll also go with necrophilia as my superpower. Two votes for necrophilia.

 

[legomaheggroll]

Teleportation sounds like the most fun without all of the mindfucks related to the other powers. Of course that's assuming you don't want the issues related to the other powers. No fucks given I'd roll with wolverine healing.

 

[Makani]

This.

Could just stop time and take weeks off to figure things out.

See, I'm old, I'd mostly just use it for extra napping before work. Do you still age though? It'd be weird having a two year time-debt in nap years.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Wouldn't you never get strong? muscle mass from lifting because of muscles tearing

Yeah i was going to say wouldn't excelerated healing factor actually be more beneficial for strength and stamina? You recover from training instantaneously.

And to add to that. During physical activity wouldn't the healing factor counteract lactic acid build up, fatigue and muscle tearing during the activity anyways so in theory you could just continue maximum effort non stop?

 

[punkmother]

ability to warp reality on a multiversal scale. big ups to owen reece.

 

[I Am Legion]

Invisibility. I would rob casinos, kill terrorists, and sneak into women's Locke rooms.