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Super Power: Which one would you have?

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  1. Jon Stark King in the North Platinum Member

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    Be creative here. Flying, being able to jump tall buildings in a single bound and heat vision just aren't enough.

    I think the power to be able to predict the future or have sex with any women you want would be best. Both would lead to wealth or eternal happiness.

    Next would be the ability to live forever.

    So my list is this

    1a) Predict Future (wealth)
    1b) Have sex with any women you wanted
    3) Live forever.
     
  2. 5crew Black Belt

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    You need to set the quantity of super powers to get the thread starting.
     
  3. AgentSmecker Black Belt

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  4. Phlog Dad Belt

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    I would take hack computers by thought.

    I would rule the world but the kryptonite being technology absent geography would make for a decent plot hook.
     
  5. Zax0r Fossa belt

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    Invisible dick.
     
  6. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Mind Control and immortality
     
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  8. sub_thug Silver Belt

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    I'd want the ability to teleport in my list. Traffic and airports totally suck. It would make getting to far off places like Australia a piece of cake and free, and I could teleport home every night to sleep, meaning that I wouldn't need to pay for hotels. My ability to travel would be much improved, allowing me to see the world as I saw fit.
     
  9. Seraldo Babalu Green Belt

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    I could have a lot of fun with this super power.
     
  10. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    I would like a green Lantern ring and lots of Training

    Otherwise, shape shifting like mystique + wolverine healing
     
  11. My name is Shawn

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    since the cool ones are gone I'd take necromancy.

    phlog had a good idea
     
  12. Screwtape I'm a sword-fish, y'all!

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    Green Lantern-style cock ring
     
  13. Todd Gack Dutch

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    Lmfao!!! I've had this exact same thought while sitting in traffic the other day. Even the part about not having to pay for hotels.

    The problem is that it would be hard to hide this ability. If I suddenly teleport myself and family onto a busy beach in Hawaii, I'm pretty much fucked.

    So I guess I would need to combine it with mind control so that no one takes notice of me when I teleport.

    Then for the heck of it I'd throw in enhanced mutant healing factor.
     
  14. sub_thug Silver Belt

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    Why hide it? If the government tries to lock me up in a cell, I'll just teleport out of it. Boom.
     
  15. Todd Gack Dutch

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    I would still worry about my friends and family.
     
  16. sub_thug Silver Belt

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    That's why I would also have HEAT VISION!

    But yeah, mind control, ability to link up into any computer system, super healing, and super strength would all be kind of cool.
     
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    1a - predicting the future will drive you crazy. You'll go to a party and know how and when everyone will die. You'll see that a loved one will get cancer ahead of time and know that you can warn them but there is not much you can do. You'll know about future natural disasters but have to keep your mouth shut or people will know about your powers and the government will throw you on a table and start dissecting your brain.

    1b - Mind control or are you a male aphrodite?

    3. This is great but people will realize you dont age. You'll need to be constantly moving and living new lives.


    I choose super speed. Can run anywhere in seconds. Be the champ in ufc, boxing, best NFL running back in history. I would have to play it cool and be just fast enough where no one knows about my powers. This would get me crazy rich and allow me to have almost any girl I want.
     
  18. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    The Force:
    Mind Control "You find me extremely attractive"
    Telekenesis for that remote control a cross the room
    Danger sense and enhanced relexes for staying alive
    The ability to choke a bitch at 50 yards
     
  19. Todd Gack Dutch

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    Hahaha! I can't tell you how many times I've been changing my daughter's diaper or trying to get her dressed, wishing I had telekinetic powers.
     
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