Sukkoth Shalom!

[IndyCovaHart]

lol @ crushing grape juice

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Was never in jail for tax reasons. Just narcotics, assault, and firearm charges.


And it's shalom (hello, good bye, peace)

Should've @'d @Clementine

 

[THE Red Beard]

I also wasn't supposed to have those carnitas tacos last night, but here we are.

As long as you did HaMotzi it's all good iirc

 

[Deleted member 405583]

As long as you did HaMotzi it's all good iirc

Also a birchat hamazon after

 

[THE Red Beard]

Also a birchat hamazon after

Goes without saying IMHO

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Sukkot shalom!

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

As a gluttonous piece of dog shit, I have learned to develop a love for food that no one else chooses. I get my fill and no one is the wiser.

You remind me of Kool Keith. Another benefit if you like food that no one else does is no one will ever eat your supply. As Keith says, it’s a nice feeling knowing it’s still going to be there when you get home:

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Here I go sharing my nightmares of being a failed cat burglar
only to get mocked so

Never mocked. You have asked me about my experiences when I used to "break thumbs", so I tried to oblige your request

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Had I not had dubs I would come up with something really witty mentioning an oven.

I'm glad you're already on dubbs then.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Mos def sukkot shalom to everyone and I hope this thread remains respectful.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Mos def sukkot shalom to everyone and I hope this thread remains respectful.

Me too!

 

[TheJewBear]

Also a birchat hamazon after

Flasbacks to Jewish summer camp as a kid. In before the Holocaust Jewish camp jokes

 

[Deleted member 405583]

I double dare you

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Flasbacks to Jewish summer camp as a kid. In before the Holocaust Jewish camp jokes

Me too!!!!

 

[shunyata]

Was never in jail for tax reasons. Just narcotics, assault, and firearm charges.


And it's shalom (hello, good bye, peace)

Am I wrong or does the Arabic come from the same roots? With salam of As-salamu alaykum still meaning "peace" in "may the peace of God be upon you".


We've all been saying variants of "peace brother" for more than a few centuries now.

 

[JbModest]

Me too!!!!

Me three!

 

[THE Red Beard]

Flasbacks to Jewish summer camp as a kid. In before the Holocaust Jewish camp jokes

Me too!!!!

Me three!

I like you fellas!

 

[Robocok]

If I go to prison and claim Judaism, I'm entitled to special kosher meals? Are there any other privileges they get?

 

[THE Red Beard]

If I go to prison and claim Judaism, I'm entitled to special kosher meals? Are there any other privileges they get?

Matzo and grape juice weekly for Kiddish. Tons of days off...

 

[Robocok]

Matzo and grape juice weekly for Kiddish. Tons of days off...

Sounds awesome but probably comes with the risk of getting your ass beat by a gang of dudes wearing yamakas for forgetting to observe the sabbath or something

@TheJewBear
Do you need to ethnically be Jewish or can a gentile identify with or simply observe the laws of the Torah?

If I'm caught eating pork or shellfish, what happens? Am I kicked out?

What about Jesus? Do you have to denounce the New Testament? Do you get kicked out if you state or are open in your belief that He's Lord and the Son of God and the fulfillment of the Old Testament prophecies?