Subway upset about big back activities

[Sakuraba is #1]

Subway is shocked that people are devouring entire footlongs like they’re auditioning for a competitive eating contest!



Joking aside, I remember footlongs used to cost only $5. I can eat the whole thing in one sitting no problem. I used to love their Spicy Italian on wheat.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I will say this. Subway had (may still have) a cheesesteak sandwich.
And being from the west coast, we don’t put fucking cheez whiz on cheesesteak sandwiches.

But I have ordered dozens of cheesesteaks from real restaurants, and Subway’s was better than all of them.

 

[Kardashians]

 

[koquerelle]

Mods!

Ban Hammer time!

 

[Kardashians]

Mods!

Ban Hammer time!

 

[koquerelle]

Posting neckbeard videos isn't a bannable offense, but it should be.

 

[Kardashians]

Posting neckbeard videos isn't a bannable offense, but it should be.

lmao its kingcobrajfs bruh, he's cool. guess you're just a sad troll and he rules your sad life LOL

 

[lsa]

Posting neckbeard videos isn't a bannable offense, but it should be.

think of all the neck beard posters on here.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

In Canada, the BLT used to be $15 with tax then they dropped it off the menu.

I was angry until I realized a bacon and egg is $10.30 with tax even right now. When I go on the motorcycle, sleds or whatever I usually throw one in my bag. It’s easier and cheaper than making one myself.

 

[italiamusica]

I always thought Quiznos > Subway, but they were a lot more expensive.

 

[mb23100]

I always thought Quiznos > Subway, but they were a lot more expensive.

Quiznos was legit but they ran it into the ground. Vegas still has one at the airport and I try to go everytime I'm there.

 

[freakroor]

i can put away a footlong sandwich no problem and im not a big person. it's not even a lot of food really. i do eat a lot though, sometimes i surprise the staff at restaurants when order a whole table full of food. Even still, i've been the same weight for my whole adu;t life. 150lb at 5'9

 

[Don Quixote]

Someone please tell me this is a parody.

 

[ChickenBrother]

Subway foot long meatball sub was legit. Used to have that for lunch at the Subway down the street from work. Also lol at "big back activities." Didn't know what a "big back" was until my 3rd grader started saying it a few months ago. He and some of his classmates are fat-shamers and apparently everyone who doesn't have visible abs is a "big back."

 

[Possum Jenkins]

$5 foot longs got me through college

 

[Rhood]

There's hardly any meat in a Subway sandwich.
You're mostly eating bread + skimpy salad toppings.
Eating a footlong at Subway is equivalent to eating a cheap salad.

 

[Cyrano200]

I always thought Quiznos > Subway, but they were a lot more expensive.

Quiznos was legit but they ran it into the ground. Vegas still has one at the airport and I try to go everytime I'm there.

We only had Quiznos for maybe 2 years here. My wife referred to them as Queas-nos. as in
quea·sy
/ˈkwēzē/

adjective nauseated; feeling sick.

Needless to say, we didn't eat there much. Firehouse is our go-to sub place now.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

I will say this. Subway had (may still have) a cheesesteak sandwich.
And being from the west coast, we don’t put fucking cheez whiz on cheesesteak sandwiches.

But I have ordered dozens of cheesesteaks from real restaurants, and Subway’s was better than all of them.

Damn, West Coast's cheesesteak game is in shambles if Subway is the best cheesesteak you can get.

 

[Daverisimo]

Subway occasionally made sense when you could get a footlong for $5, but nowadays their sandwiches are as expensive as what you can get from a legit deli, if not more so. I don't see how they're even still in business at this point.

 

[TeTe]

$5 foot longs got me through college

A joke that practically writes itself here ^^^^^