In the new Subway commercials they have these real sophisticated looking chefs waking up early and working in these fancy kitchens, i guess working hard to create the high quality, one of a kind sandwiches that you order from their establishments. I mean just look at this chef with his fancy hat and bandanna (He clearly knows his shit). The way he's elaborating to the white lady "Look bish, this is some real bread right here." and the way she nods and is like "Oh wow!..Definitely grade A shit right here. No Azorcardaminimdes!" Wtf? Are these real fucking people? Are these even real jobs?? Some horrible joke?! All the Subway workers in my area look disgruntled as shit. They certainly aren't waking up early and sniffing the bread with a big smile on their faces. I'll eat at Subway regardless, but don't insult my intelligence with this fucking drivel, you stupid corporation.