Stupidest and best fighter nicknames:

[Bamboozled]

yep.
he actually was.
croatian special forces...

 

[tuckermaclain]

Matt "Meathead" Mitrione is pretty cool. Just a lunk who goes out and slugs. Promises to be entertaining.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

twinkle toes trigg

 

[LouisBolanos]

Jon 'Sexual Chocolate' Jones.

Chad 'Money Shot' Mendes.

Yes those were their original nicknames.

 

[Shaddows]

Yes, I knew it was a joke. but sadly, plenty of sherdogers don't know, so I took the opportunity of your terrible joke to enlighten them.
Don't blame me for you not understanding where you are posting...

 

[Bamboozled]

Yes, I knew it was a joke. but sadly, plenty of sherdogers don't know, so I took the opportunity of your terrible joke to enlighten them.
Don't blame me for you not understanding where you are posting...

Bro I just fuck around in the heavies. Its k my man

 

[Axefan4life]

Wes The Project Sims
Clay The Carpenter Guida
Josh The Dentist Neer
Mark The Philipino Wrecking Machine Munoz

you can probably guess what list those are in.

What did Philipinos ever do to Mark?

 

[tuckermaclain]

"Krazy Horse" was good. A severe case of ADD. Funny as Hell to watch before the bell.

 

[Shaddows]

Bro I just fuck around in the heavies. Its k my man

no harm, no foul!

 

[Cam Zink]

Dong

 

[chaos_36]

Shogun and Rampage are so good you forget they're nicknames.
Violent Bob Ross is also a boss nickname.

 

[Jdanois]

Hands down this....

God, this tattoo is terrible.

 

[tuckermaclain]

Conor should have been "The Pugilist." That fits him and his personality.

 

[DS66]

"No Love" is pretty terrible.

 

[ANIM4L]

bad = any sexual innuendo
good = something fight related

 

[Bouboumaster]

Bobby Knuckles = The best.

It's either that, or Big Country

 

[elanimalsantana]

Stupidest: Frank "Twinkle Toes" Trigg
Best: Quentin "Rampage" Jackson and/or Wanderlei "Axe Murderer" Silva
Runner Up: "Meathead" Mitrione

 

[beatnick]

Nick names actually meant something back in the day

Ken Shamrock
"The World's Most Dangerous Man"
Phil Baroni
New York Badass
Marco Ruas
The King of the Streets

This is quite new for me but quite catchy:
Manny The Bermudez Triangle Bermudez the Bermudez triangled by the Bermudez triangle

 

[QcChopper]

twinkle toes trigg

I was gonna say that.

As for Bisping being called "the count", it's from actual lineage, lots of fail on this one...

From wikipedia:

"Bisping's moniker, 'The Count', was given by a ring announcer during a fight.[116]

My old manager told the ring announcer to introduce me as The Count. I said no at first, but I’m actually a Count in Poland (grandfather was a Polish Count). It embarrasses me a little bit. I made the mistake of telling someone at school and I was subsequently made fun of.[117]"

 

[Rvd Slmr]

Joseph "The Ho Bag" Bochenek and his glorious 0-10 record.