Stupid thing I did today

[fungi]

So, I got meself a rice pilaf takeout for brunch today. They put a little jalapeño pepper in it.

As I'm eating, I'm biting tiny pieces of that jalapeño, while holding it with my fingers. Damn spicy lil thing. Even my lips can feel it.

Ok. I'm done eating and go wash my hands. With soap. I'm not stupid, ok?

Then, I sit on my couch and watch some yt. I get an itch in my eye. I scratch it with a finger, the one that touched the jalapeño. As I'm scratching it, I'm literally thinking this is the finger I touched jalapeño with.

It was not as bad as this, but it was almost as bad:

So, for 10 seconds, I'm like: "WTF, fungi?!! are you dumb?"

I run to the bathroom, to do some eye-rinsing...

After some time, as I can finally think a bit more clearly, I think this:

#So, what stupid thing have you done today?


Cliffs:

• Ate some jalapeño with my hands,
• Scratched my eye afterwards,
• Felt stoopid...

 

[Osculater]

At least you didn't scratch your balls or fapped

 

[fungi]

At least you didn't scratch your balls or fapped

Thank the Lawd!!!

 

[Uber_Noober]

I’ve done that more than once myself, it burns

 

[blaseblase]

You didn't wash your hands thoroughly enough. Now you know. The "Happy Birthday song" rule is legitimate.

 

[Uber_Noober]

First time I did it, was when we lived inHawaii. My father in law planted those little red chili pepper plants all around the yard plus the mina birds poop the seeds out along the wall perimeter. Anyway I’m out picking some because we having a party and need them for the oysters. Picking peppers while stoned, I scratch an itch on my eye. No bueno.

 

[tasteslikechicken]

It wasn't today, but i discovered hand sanitiser doesn't go well with sex toys.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Yikes! I think we all done something like that.
Once had jock itch and didn’t know how to apply it. Was just a kid. Got in my hole… Not a very fun experience at all.

 

[whocares]

I handle hot peppers regularly and I do this dumb shit all the time. It's not like I don't know better, and I usually have washed my hands but sometimes the capsaicins are still there and if my eye itch, dagummit i'ma scritch it.

 

[Kardashians]

Yikes! I think we all done something like that.
Once had jock itch and didn’t know how to apply it. Was just a kid. Got in my hole… Not a very fun experience at all.

Spiciness in your hole not a fun experience? Depends on who you ask.

 

[NoSmilez]

It's ok. I tried those shitty plastic spicy Korean noodles and touched my face a little bit after I opened the sauce packet. I didn't get it on my eye but I didn't feel good. I don't know how people eat that shit. It's really not enjoyable at all.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I once ate some jalapeño poppers that were nice and spicy.
Without washing my hands, I went to take a leak. Naturally, I touched my penis with the same hand I use to eat. It didn’t really hurt so much as it just made me feel like I was peeing my pants all night because the tip of my dick felt warm.

 

[Mr Holmes]

At least you didn't scratch your balls or fapped

Thank the Lawd!!!

Don't knock it until you tried it.

 

[aerius]

I once ate some jalapeño poppers that were nice and spicy.
Without washing my hands, I went to take a leak. Naturally, I touched my penis with the same hand I use to eat. It didn’t really hurt so much as it just made me feel like I was peeing my pants all night because the tip of my dick felt warm.

One of my buddies reported a similar feeling after his wife bought some warming Astroglide instead of the regular stuff. He said it felt pretty good during the act, but his dick felt tingly & warm all night and he couldn't sleep well because he kept thinking he was gonna pee the bed.

 

[Osculater]

Don't knock it until you tried it.

Are you also a fan of Icy Hot and Bengay

 

[Mr Holmes]

Are you also a fan of Icy Hot and Bengay

That stuff smells great. Vicks vapor also has some "effects".

 

[ROKKO]

What is also not a great idea is to throw sliced jalapenos into a pan and try and cook them to put them on a hot sandwich. It makes a mace in the air and will affect your eyes and nose in a pretty wide area! I only learned that once!

 

[I Am Legion]

I was at a work thing with my old company. These guys would all get hammered and start throwing big bucks on the table to dare someone to do some dumb crazy shit. Someone always took it. On time we were at a Brazilian Churascarria place and one dish had an ice cream scoop size wasabi ball. The bet was someone had to eat it whole. One dude took 300 and devoured it. He was sweating after and rubbed his face too. So his eyes were burning, his chest was burning and then his ass. He ended up in the er because he burned his rectum with the shits.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

I remember like yesterday when I ate some Flaming Hot Cheetos and then decided to take off my contacts.... probably because it was just a few days ago.

 

[KeepingItReal]

So, I got meself a rice pilaf takeout for brunch today. They put a little jalapeño pepper in it.

As I'm eating, I'm biting tiny pieces of that jalapeño, while holding it with my fingers. Damn spicy lil thing. Even my lips can feel it.

Ok. I'm done eating and go wash my hands. With soap. I'm not stupid, ok?

Then, I sit on my couch and watch some yt. I get an itch in my eye. I scratch it with a finger, the one that touched the jalapeño. As I'm scratching it, I'm literally thinking this is the finger I touched jalapeño with.

It was not as bad as this, but it was almost as bad:

So, for 10 seconds, I'm like: "WTF, fungi?!! are you dumb?"

I run to the bathroom, to do some eye-rinsing...

After some time, as I can finally think a bit more clearly, I think this:

#So, what stupid thing have you done today?


Cliffs:

• Ate some jalapeño with my hands,
• Scratched my eye afterwards,
• Felt stoopid...

You could have just dabbed your eyes with bread or poured some milk on them.