Stuff that happens in Florida

oh for fucks sake. I have never understood how wedgies happen unless you are physically held in place. if a stranger grabs for my ass i would run/jump away. at least some sort of movement to prevent them getting underneath my shirt, into my waistband, and grabbing my underwear...
 
Florida is a very dangerous place
 
Fuck Florida im never going there again
 
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ugly moms dress like hot daughter's, daughter turns into crazy broad.....I date them. /THREAD.
 
A 8 year old was caught carrying a 10 inch blade at the school less than a mile from where i live yesterday. Yay Florida
 
you sweat balls go inside.....order checkers.....repeat lol *god I miss checkers*
 
you buy cheap butts, drive on a flat stretch of land for hours....I could do this for hours haha
 
The only thing I liked about Florida were the subs from Publix.
 
Miami was douche central. Certain spots, at least.
 
I blame most of it on Champ.

Any time I hear some crazy story on the radio out of Florida I think to myself...

"Fucking Champ, at it again"
 
I live in Miami, Florida...

I once wedgied my friend and riped his boxers off.... He turned around and punched me square in the jaw with intent to kill. I survived, but had a sore jaw for a week. :icon_conf I guess I had it coming.
 
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