Stripper Joints and UFC.

[Rockman14]

Anyone been to a stripper joint that shows UFC? Me and my woes are planning to watch UFC 200 but aint tryna be up in no house, we want some bad bitches and wanna to get lit.

Im in the BK or BX if anyone knows any poppin places.

 

[Snowy1]

I don't think they let 12 year olds into Stripper joints

 

[ortizgnp]

GOAT thread.

 

[The guest]

Naked skanks if they actually go full nude where you are. And UFC fights. Sure, it sounds like an enjoyable and completely holy Lord's Day. Best of luck.

P.S.
And it's fucking Mother's Day too. You're going to hell boy.

 

[Bogeyman]

Ain't tryna be up in no house yo. Now put my bitch-ass bacon on the g-rizzle, mommy.

 

[BigTruck]

Ts on his was to a stripper joint....

 

[loisestrad]

wanna to

It's "want to" or "wanna".


No stripper is gonna sit on your lap if you're making errors like that.

 

[NightwingBJJ]

Ain't tryna be up in no house yo. Now put my bitch-ass bacon on the g-rizzle, mommy.

That's racist.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Thinly veiled racist hate thread. Give it a rest, TS.

 

[LiLoMMA]

It's "want to" or "wanna".


No stripper is gonna sit on your lap if you're making errors like that.

I think you'd be surprised

 

[Primitivo]

You're going to a stripper joint to watch men sweating in a TV screen.

 

[Phronimos]

The only strip club that shows it here has the strippers upstairs and the sports bar area downstairs.
It's important to support our strippers, they are our future doctors, and leaders of society. Or so they say.
I've heard at least 20 strippers tell me that they are saving their money because they plan to attend med school.
"Paging doctor Misty, Dr. Misty to the OR, please..."

 

[TheGrouch]

Can't help you with specific clubs cuz I'm in Cali...but it's super fun to watch a UFC at a strip club. Do it!

 

[snw10mm]

Are BK and BX supposed to be Brooklyn and the Bronx?

Strippers in that area have stretch marks galore and bullet holes in their asses.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

It's "want to" or "wanna".


No stripper is gonna sit on your lap if you're making errors like that.

Who knows, he might get a lapdance dance out of it

 

[phatron]

what the fuck are "my woes"?

 

[Zarra]

I read the title as "Stripper Joins the UFC"

I'll see myself out.

 

[SherdogGoat]

Surprising your mom at work on mother's day sounds like a great idea. Do it TS.

 

[Upchuck22]

Who knows, he might get a lapdance dance out of it

Doubt it. You don't get no lap dances for free.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I read the title as "Stripper Joins the UFC"

I'll see myself out.

I read it as Strippers, joints, and the UFC.

Wouldn't work.
They'd be all annoying and confused about what's happening, and I'd decide pretty fast to take my joints somewhere else