Strangest place you pulled a lass...

Cousin met a Thai girl on Craigslist when women seeking men ads were still legal (she was an engineering student not a prostitute). Her best friend was marrying a Marine and he wanted to hook this girl up with his buddy. Apparently without her consent.
My cousin ended up marrying her and they have a daughter now. So I think he may have smashed it at least once.
 
Waiting for a train, met this tourist gurl, started chatting and like 20 minutes later we were making out in the train, maybe the place isn't that strange but the dynamic was almost porn-like by how quickly we ended up getting physical.
 
I have tons of crazy stories. I have picked up girls in waiting rooms, book stores, nurses, teachers....I guess the craziest was I banged a waitress at a bar in a coat room. It was summer and the coat room was closed. Was wonderful. My buddy one upped me though. We were at Lollapalloza in the 90s. STanding in a crowd watching Smashing Pumpkins. I look over and he has a chicks pants down and is banging her from behind.
 
I guess mine is being drunk in Ios(greek Island) on the rooftop of a short church at 4am yelling in bad english at some cute blonde girl (was australian) to come up with me to see the stars wich she agreed

All with random bunch of greeks and tourists laughing and be like "go go!" at her

Nightlife in ios is best lol
 
Uptown Swinger said:
Best story I know of is my friend marrying a legal aide attorney who he met while locked up for selling crack. He ended up getting a paid attorney but kept in touch with her. I was the best man at their wedding. They are no longer together. She is a judge in NYC now. He no longer sells crack.
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I call bs











I’m sure he still sells crack here and there.
 
GearSolidMetal said:
HotOrNot.com

Bizarre website to meet a 9.8 (as others rated her), and started my longest relationship.
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Lol

Hotornot.com was my tinder in the day.

I had like a 9.8 rating at one time and it hovered between 9-9.5 normally.
 
PubliusVentidius said:
Waiting for a train, met this tourist gurl, started chatting and like 20 minutes later we were making out in the train, maybe the place isn't that strange but the dynamic was almost porn-like by how quickly we ended up getting physical.
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On a train from Krasnoyarsk to Bogachauny Russia

It was like an 18hr train ride and we were in the same sleeping cab.

Fucking nuts. She was hot.
 
Came home from a party with 2 of my friends. Parked the car about 3 blocks from my building and proceeded to take a piss on a tree. A lady walks by and I start kicking it to her while still pissing. She was down to fuck all three of us. Took her up to my crib into the living room. Went to my bedroom to get condoms and when I got back to the living room she already had a D in her mouth. We all smashed then she left in a hurry saying she needed to get back home to her man. Never saw her again.

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This brought back a good memory so I just texted one of my mans about it:
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When I was 14 these 2 girls prank called my house. I can't really remember what the call was or how it turned into a conversation. We ended up setting up a meeting at the city pool we dated for a few months and she's the girl I lost my virginity to
 
My name is said:
When I was 14 these 2 girls prank called my house. I can't really remember what the call was or how it turned into a conversation. We ended up setting up a meeting at the city pool we dated for a few months and she's the girl I lost my virginity to
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I actually have a similar story but it takes a bad turn. I used to have a Nextel walkee talkee phone and some girl hit me up by accident and she sounded cute so we kept talking. I ended up hanging out with her at a Portuguese festival and we made out. She was decent looking but turned out to be fatal attraction. I got caught talking to other girls because she stalked me and she keyed my Buick.
 
90 50 said:
On a train from Krasnoyarsk to Bogachauny Russia

It was like an 18hr train ride and we were in the same sleeping cab.

Fucking nuts. She was hot.
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Are you russian? I will visit Russia for the first time in May, really looking forward to it, I'm kind of a russiophile.
 
GearSolidMetal said:
HotOrNot.com

Bizarre website to meet a 9.8 (as others rated her), and started my longest relationship.
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I loved that website. That was my goto for meeting girls online for 5 years or so. Was fantastic.
 
in the OT.
 
this thread is disgusting...<{clintugh}>, random casual sex with strangers,<{hughesimpress}>

i saw this chick online, we chatted and by the time we met, we were friends, where has the love gone with you kids today ?

my bond with Hung Kim, goes way past best friend & wife, she's like a sister...….. who happens to love anal.

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In the middle of a city sidewalk. Early morning, middle of winter, wasn't quite awake yet. Slipped on a patch of ice and fell on my ass hard, I was like "for fuck's sake, I can't deal with this shit yet" so I decided to just lie down on the sidewalk for a bit. Next thing I know this chick is kneeling over me and asking me if I'm OK, and I'm like "Oww. uh. I think so. Can you kiss me?" And she kissed me. Chatted with her a bit and found out we worked pretty close to each other so we agreed to meet up for lunch.
 
There's this school which is walking distance from me.



The teaching assistant.
 
Red Beard said:
Did you kill her to get some of your money back?



Thinly veiled brag about your good looks. I was in the high 8's but bitches be hatin'.



ASL? *AUDIBLE PANTY DROP*
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That was like 20 years ago now. Damn.

But I’m still not a bad looking guy in my 40’s.

Have pic in the post your pic thread.
 
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