Strange things your kids have said

My 3 year old asked me today, "Daddy. Is mommy your sister?"

That was one for the books.

 

I take it she isn't, right?

 

Lool.

Is she?

 

Tonight I was singing Poker Face to my daughter at the dinner table when my oldest (9) says, "Poker Face, I get it Poke her face, get it? Get it, Poke her face..."

Me: I don't know what you're talking about :icon_neut

 

I'm busy watching television. Too busy to respond.

 

'Look daddy, that bug is dead just like Poppy'- a few weeks after my dad died

Thanks Sweety!!!!

 

Legit question.

 

My daughter, when she was six, "When I have my own house it's going to have stairs and a pool and a ball on the ceiling and you and mom can come live with me IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD."

 

My 4 year old (was three at the time) told my colleague to 'kiss my bum-bum'.

 

I hate dealing w/ death. Seems like I take it more harshly than most. Unfortunately my kids have had to deal w/ it at a very young age.

 

You're no space ranger!

He's 2, so it surprised me when he randomly yelled it at me over dinner one night.

 

I wish I had a daughter. I've had so many experiences they're hard to remember. My friends in the program have their stories as well. I'll keep it to one child, a 5 year old arabic girl from last year.

This girl cuts me off in the middle of my conversation with a co-worker.
"Mr. Ageofempires2... I don't like your big ugly muscles."

Then to a sixth grader she said.. "Do you have a baby in your stomach?" The sixth grader ran out crying concerned with her weight.

She asks a series of questions one day.

"Do you like yourself?"
"No"
"Do you love yourself?"
"No"
"Do you hate yourself?"
"No."
"Is your mommy mean to you?"
"No"
"Is your sister mean to you?"
"No"
"You're funny Ageofempires2!"
"thanks"
"You're ugly"
"Thanks"
"Am I ugly?"
"No"
"Thanks"

lol

 

From my daughter when she was @ 5..."I'm gonna marry daddy one day".

 

Why does she refer to you by your Sherdog Screen name? Seems a bit odd.

 

I don't have kids but I do have nieces and nephews. The nephews are on this kick where they say " hey uncle brad" I say "what?" The they cut a fart and laugh maniacally. I know I am not an adult yet because I still find it funny.

 

my nephew tells me randomly "youre not the boss of me" ....i mean technically hes right....but still lol

 

Think that's pretty normal. I've heard of young kids saying they're gonna marry siblings or cousins. Maybe it's because they're so close to them.

Driving down the road one day, and my 8 year old daughter looked down her shirt and said "daddy, I think I'm getting boobs" as nonchalantly as could be.

I almost ran off the road and then changed the subject.

 

wow.

lol, but wow.

 

Not something they said, but wrote

A few years back I was working as an aide with 4th graders and the kids were writing letters to Santa. One kid suffered from autism and accidentally wrote "Dear Satan"

I had a good laugh with the teacher

 

I love when my nephew pulled this. I was cracking up and my sister was mortified. But once when he was four, I had just bought Babe for him to watch for the first time. The beginning scene talking about pig paradise used to crush me when I was a kid. I'm talking deep existential thoughts far more advanced than what a kid should think about. So the scene happens and I look to my nephew and tears are just starting to well up in him, and he turns to me, looks me straight in the eyes, and says "I don't want to die Bubba, why do we have to die?". What do you say to a 4 year old when they ask you that. I hugged him close and we talked. Gah I love that kid, he's got more heart and empathy than anyone I've ever seen.