Strange things found in the woods

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  1. PureDominance

    PureDominance Banned Banned

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    So we’ve all been out in the woods at one time in our life for one reason or another (hiking, hunting, stashing porn, burying a body…) and I’m sure some of us have seen some odd things. I spent a lot of times in the woods around my house when I was younger and found all kinds of old things like old beer cans, WWII era binoculars, foundation for an old building, drum barrels, etc..


    Anyway, this past weekend I was bow hunting with my buddy (gf’s brother) in a fairly rural part of Ohio. We’re out about 3 miles from the house and we spotted what we thought was a heavily trod deer trail… but no deer prints. There were faint human footprints. So we followed the trail about 50 yards and saw a small clearing up ahead… I immediately got a weird feeling and we approached cautiously. In the middle of the clearing on the ground there was this old wicker basket that had some dead grass or weeds in it… kinda creepy but we look up and see about a dozen dead chickens hanging from tree branches by their feet. My buddy kind of nervously laughed and said “Oh, this must be some kind of coyote bait...”

    Of course I assumed the worse and thought it was some kind of witchcraft/voodoo ritual and promptly suggested we get the fuck out of there...

    So what weird or strange things have you guys seen in the woods?
     
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  2. edco76

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    I saw 2 ghey guys in camouflage making out by my coyote trap/voodoo shrine the other day.

    Just kidding. Cool thread but I got nothing.
     
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    Hahahaha!!!!
     
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    What part of Ohio?
     
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    Adams county, about 75 miles east of Cincinnati... pretty bad meth area.
     
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    Pics or gtfo.

    Joke.

    No seriously, go back and get pics or gto!
     
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    I don't remember that at all... see it was voodoo/witchcraft, I told you!!
     
  8. The Clamburglar

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    A friend of mine was out snowmobiling one winter like 15 years ago, and discovered a dead body on the side of a trail out in the middle of nowhere. He was frozen solid with just his boot sticking out of the snowbank.

    The police have no idea who he was, and think that he froze to death and the trail groomer plowed him off to the side and buried his body.
     
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    Crazy
     
  10. MusclesMarinara

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    I've come across several abandoned estates that have been overgrown by decades of no use. Judging by the construction I estimate most to be from the 20s. However there have been several that would indicate they are much older as the cornerstone have dates from the 1800's.
    If you're in lower NY check out Fahnestock park, Harriman park, and Hudson highlands. All of these parks are speckled with ruins.
     
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    I've always wondered how that happens. How does no one (family, heirs, etc...) claim them and sell them, rebuild them, etc... after the owners die?
     
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    Found a bums bow up doll one time.
     
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    Random porn in the middle of the woods. Found a pot growing op (small) but crudely booby trapped with some trip wires and logs. Got pissed destroyed traps and took the plants.

    Random naked dude sunning on top of clearing in a chez. Found gigantic black dildo (would post pics but don't want da dubs) with animal chew marks.
     
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    This thread made me reminisce about my childhood and the wooded area around my neighborhood that I grew up in. I can't remember any odd items found, besides a discarded Penthouse or beer cans, but it made me think about the awesome battles we had in "The Swamp". We used the abundant amount of cattails as grenades and had some epic battles. Good times...
     
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    I went to a summer youth camp days after I saw Blair Witch Project. Got lost at night. The things my mind thought it saw.....oh boy.
     
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    Once I got a ladder and went to hang a climbing rope on a tree not too far away from my house and found a random chisel hidden/buried at the top part of the tree where the branches deviate from the trunk. Always thought that was a bit weird.
     
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    Of course there was the abandanded shack that everyone sweared was used by devil worshippers.
     
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    I found all kinds of weird shit in the swamps and woods of Florida as a kid.

    craziest was an old slaughter house for livestock that still had all the tools and such and a trailer full of lived in stuff -but no animals or anything -we must have hiked there 20 times as a kid.

    it was off tower rd in Gainesville Florida.
     
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    you fucking guys growing up in the sticks. a life I can't ever imagine. hows about shit I've found here in the good ol' concrete jungle?

    growing up in the 80s, this place was a real piece of work. I found a gun once, tons of random bullets & I used to collect, what I realize now, were crack viles. I had no idea, I just used to find shit loads of these empty viles with caps of all sorts of colors. at the end of the day when I would get back home my mom used to fucking yell at me & throw them away not ever telling me what they were. they served as perfect ammo for pea shooters is all & stung pretty bad. also I found a shit load of money multiple times, even a few purses & like a jackass I used to run & give it all to my older brother thinking I did good, when he just got a free pay day
     

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