Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by HoLmEs306, Feb 10, 2016.
You obviously suck at driving. Just pay one of your friends to drive you around...
And that's the bottom line.
Probably the only fighter more dangerous outside of the cage than in it.
Just kidding. That would actually require him to fight every now and then.
If I was as rich as him I'd never drive. Fuck driving. Hire some dude, make him wear a dumbass hat, and haul my ass around where I need to be.
Cars are Jon's kryptonite.
I was thinkin' the same thing! Your location gave me a flashback to me and a buddy driving out to S.D. after college to hook up with a friend that entered the Navy. Mira Mesa was serious gorgeous scenery. You lucky dog!
How many miles do you need to travel to get to a city as lowlife as Baltimore? Is Flint closer?
I don't generally co-sign most Jones criticism, but I've got to agree. Do they not have Uber in Albuquerque?
This applies to so many athletes, instead just give a friend all the weed he can smoke and the pleasure of driving your bad ass ride. problem solved
Is he actually banned from driving?
Maybe he should stop, not sure what fun you can have driving an automatic...
She... she let both of you bang, bro?
You can't get an Uber, drive to a crack dealer and say
"hey Uber guy, wait here for 5mins, if you hear gunshots, i guess you can go"
Rip whoever he crashes in to next.
That makes to much sense
Tijuana is like right there and you don't get much more lowlife that that. Any lower and you're talking Baghdad or Caracas, Venezuela.
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