Stop driving Jon..

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by HoLmEs306, Feb 10, 2016.

  1. HoLmEs306

    HoLmEs306 UFCALLDAY

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    You obviously suck at driving. Just pay one of your friends to drive you around...
     
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  2. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    And that's the bottom line.
     
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    Probably the only fighter more dangerous outside of the cage than in it.
     
  5. The real JG

    The real JG Banned Banned

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    Kennedy.

    Just kidding. That would actually require him to fight every now and then.
     
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    chunglii No Me Duele Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    If I was as rich as him I'd never drive. Fuck driving. Hire some dude, make him wear a dumbass hat, and haul my ass around where I need to be.
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Hell yeah.

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  9. Oy

    Oy Bring back Edith!

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    Cars are Jon's kryptonite.
     
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    I was thinkin' the same thing! Your location gave me a flashback to me and a buddy driving out to S.D. after college to hook up with a friend that entered the Navy. Mira Mesa was serious gorgeous scenery. You lucky dog!

    How many miles do you need to travel to get to a city as lowlife as Baltimore? Is Flint closer?:confused:
     
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    jx820 Black Belt

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    I don't generally co-sign most Jones criticism, but I've got to agree. Do they not have Uber in Albuquerque?
     
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    This applies to so many athletes, instead just give a friend all the weed he can smoke and the pleasure of driving your bad ass ride. problem solved
     
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    UL no more yellows

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    Is he actually banned from driving?

    Maybe he should stop, not sure what fun you can have driving an automatic...
     
  15. chunglii

    chunglii No Me Duele Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    She... she let both of you bang, bro?
     
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    You can't get an Uber, drive to a crack dealer and say
    "hey Uber guy, wait here for 5mins, if you hear gunshots, i guess you can go"
     
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    Rip whoever he crashes in to next.
     
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    LOLOLOL
     
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  19. Bend NvR Break

    Bend NvR Break Standing still is actually moving back

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    That makes to much sense
     
  20. Bend NvR Break

    Bend NvR Break Standing still is actually moving back

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    Tijuana is like right there and you don't get much more lowlife that that. Any lower and you're talking Baghdad or Caracas, Venezuela.
     

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