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  1. WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin Banned

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    so I just watched the last of the Hobbit movies recently... I marathoned all 3 of them.


    Who do you think would win in a fight? A stone giant vs. Smaug? I think they showed the stone giants briefly in the first movie.. they were the mountains that were fighting each other before the dwarves were captured by the goblins.

    What's the deal with the stone giants? Why aren't they much of a force in the LOTR/Hobbit trilogies?
     
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    Stone Giant wins via granite chin
     
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    Smaug by nuking from orbit. Float like a giant dragon, sting like a giant dragon... Or something like that.
     
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    dragon>gollum

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    Smaug gets rocked early
     
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    What could Smaug do to a stone giant? Nothing, with fire anyway. He'd have to use mma. To determine this we need weight and size dimensions and records.
     
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    Rocks can melt. That's how you get lava!
     
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    Well Smaug would definitely have to mount him for that, hold him down and cook him for while. I think his best bet would be to smack him with his tail while flying.
     
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    Because a wolf doesn't concern itself over the opinions of sheep.
     
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    Stone giants are not actually made of stone.
    Edit - maybe I'm thinking of mountain trolls
     
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    because when the sheep sees the wolf it's already to late.



    how did that go again/link to that thread?
     
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    how big are the stone giants? Are they much bigger than smaug?
     
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    They are a lot bigger than Smaug. He could do nothing.

     
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    It would be a war, until this random guy shoots a black arrow under his wing, it's got to happen
     
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    I've read all canon literature from Tolkien and anyone who has can tell you nothing comes close to a dragon when it comes to a square fight, at least barring heroes.

    Smaug, at least in the books, would be far too fast for those stone giants to ever even land a blow. Smaug, or any other winged wyrm, could fly and pick up a large stone and simply drop it like an egg on any of those giants. Never mind everything else a dragon of varying form brings to the table.
     
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    Stone giants are too slow. Remember how long It took for it to wind up and swing.

    Smaug would run circles around one blowing occasional fire to weaken the parts of it and then pick the parts off one by one.

    Smaug 49/47
     
  19. Zankou Bringing peace and love Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Much stoned in this thread.

    Such wasted.
     
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    I never understood why they did not just use them eagles from the beginning in all of the movies.
    "Hey eagles! I needa dump this ring. Wanna fly me up there?"
    Movies would been over in 10minutes.

    Then they show up in the battles of the 5 armies and kills.
    Why not call them in from the beginning?

    Damn stupid half people with half brains.
     

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